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- QSMP | Quackity SMP (44)
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Roier hasn’t been in charge of a kid ever since the infection first broke out and ruined his life. Now he was in charge of taking a small child from his home to The Federation Hospital in hopes of a cure that would cure the exact thing that ruined his life all those years before. The only thing standing between him and not having to worry about the infection anymore is roughly 100 miles of travel. Roier knows that the trip is dangerous and only hopes that he can make it and then move on with the rest of his life if he is lucky.
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Few people get to experience great wealth and can understand how it consumes someone from the inside out. How it can make them forget the human connections that many hold dear to their hearts. Even fewer people have a chance like the Bennett's, the ability to lose sight of what was once dear to their hearts only to have it returned to them in the end.
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- Part 1 of Unnamed Horror Collection
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Cellbit and Roier have been through a lot since they had first gotten married and it only makes sense for them to get married again.
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Cellbit wants to make sure his proposal to Roier is perfect but perfect isn't exactly what Cellbit envisioned.
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Roier works for OXXO and finds himself unfortunately in love with the 7/11 employee across the street.
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Roier is a vigilante in Quesadilla City and his life takes some unexpected turns.
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A bunch of vaugly connected fics that explore what if the QSMP characters were thrown into a universe where the horrors they face were made by the Magnus Archives entities and Cellbit is the one who collects statements about things that happen.
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Just some good attempted egg revival.
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what you want, what you need (has been killing me) by blongblong
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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Ilya’s soulmate seems to care a lot, about some very, very, specific things. Ilya tries to imagine what it’d be like to be on the receiving end of that kind of focus, that intensity.
He thinks of Hollander staring him down during their last face-off. Hollander had looked like he wanted to rip Ilya’s stick from his hands and beat him with it. It was kind of hot, if Ilya’s being honest. It was even hotter when Hollander won the face-off.
Christ. Ilya really needs to stop fucking thinking about Shane Hollander.
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ilya rozanov has been ready to meet his soulmate since he was ten. he thinks it'd be great if they also got the memo, because he’s running out of space to keep all their ginger ale.
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- Part 2 of you and i might just be the best thing
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31 Jan 2026
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tell it slant by tofuflower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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He’s not alone—hardly ever is, in Boston.
But maybe, just maybe, he’s lonely.
It sneaks up on him in stupid moments: standing in line at the bank, catching a ride with Connors after practice, because he doesn’t have a car yet. Lying awake at night with the low hum of traffic outside and the wrong kind of silence pressing in around him.
In his rookie year, Ilya makes an anonymous online friend. Unfortunately, it's a terrible idea.
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27 Jan 2026
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As the new F1 season kicks off, Lando starts receiving anonymous postcards. Each one from a city on the race calendar, each marked with a distinctive drawing. Who is sending them? And will he ever get the chance to respond?
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Bookmarked by smallchaoscryptid
03 Dec 2025
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“Beauregard – you said she is outside?” Essek half-turns in the direction of the front door. “Should we invite her in?”
It feels like there is something stuck in his throat. “In a moment. She is, ah – giving us some space.”
Essek turns back to stare at him. Repeats quietly, dangerously, “Space.”
Caleb forces himself to swallow. “Yes.”
Essek’s attention is a palpable thing now, sharp like a knife’s edge against his cheek. “Explain.”
One moment makes all the difference during the battle at Blumenthal. In the aftermath, the Nein grapple with what comes next.
Bookmarked by smallchaoscryptid
01 Dec 2025
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Caleb casts a spell he's used dozens of times before, but it goes a little wrong. Stuck as a cat, he spends half the day annoying Essek in a series of attempts to get him to realize something is wrong.
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- Part 1 of Caleb's Catnip Patch
Bookmarked by smallchaoscryptid
18 Nov 2025