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    “What is this ‘ball and chain’?” Ilya frowned.

    Ilya's teammate grinned. “Wife. Girlfriend. Nagging you. Controlling. No fun allowed.”

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    04 Jan 2026

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    im getting my world rewritten

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    Yeosang is asexual: Jongho is not. He loves Yeosang anyway.

    Yeosang loves. He lies. He ignores what he wants, just like he always has. After so many lonely years, he starts to think that some chances might be worth taking.

    Jongho’s never met anyone whose heart breaks quite so quietly.

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    11 Mar 2024

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    one of the best reads yet <3

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    The only thing more dangerous than an irritated Neil was an irritated Neil with a stupid idea.
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    5 times Neil flirted with Andrew and the 1 time he got what he wanted.

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    11 Aug 2023

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    *demonic screeching

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    An AU where Mary never got Nathaniel out. Instead, he became too invaluable of an asset to be killed off or 'gifted' to Tetsuji. Instead, he's raised with Ichirou and Jean as a part of Ichirou's inner circle.

    He'd always had a knack for languages and lying and all the 'messy stuff' came easily enough when your father is called the Butcher of Baltimore. So Nathaniel became the Wraith. He was untraceable, unknowable, infalliable; a criminal fairytale.

    When Kevin Day leaves the Nest, there's no better person to send.

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    "Who the hell are you?" Andrew demanded.

    He wasn't anyone, not really; not anymore. He hadn't really been anyone in years now. There'd been a time. Once. But there were entire lifetimes between who he could have been and what he'd become. He could taste it sometimes; blackberries and sand stinging his tongue like the iron branded on his shoulder.

    It was easier to pretend he'd never been anyone at all.

    "I'm nothing," he answered. The ghost of a smile pulled at his lips; sharp and cruel. "A wraith." The Wraith, he didn't say, but the shadows ran through Andrew's eyes and he wondered if Andrew had heard it anyways.

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    10 Feb 2023

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    the comfiest of comfort reads

  5. Rec 33

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    In which Jean and Jeremy hook up at a banquet.

    TW: References to Jean's past sexual abuse

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    12 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the jerejean content you NEED (it's smut, and soft)