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I survived Thunder Hallow and all I got was this lousy shirt by squirtsw0rld69
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies)
29 Feb 2024
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Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed.
(cars 3 brainrot)
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Robert rolled his eyes, crossing his arms and letting his head fall back. "Enemies to lovers? More like enemies to friends back to enemies. Asshole," he muttered.
“Still a better love story than Twilight." Flambae let out a cackle at his own joke, giving Robert a little bounce as he continued walking.
"Besides. Not my fault you're so tiny. Makes carrying you around way too easy. If you were gay, you would be on the bottom, I bet. Little bottom bitch twink."
Robert glanced up at him, looking very unamused. "Well. You'd be half right.” His gaze left, watching the cars going by.
“Considering I'm bi."
"Wait—" Flambae paused in his walking.
It took him a good few seconds to process the words, staring down at Robert with a bit of shock. "Wait, are you actually—"
"...Me and Visi are open, too."
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The Z-Team's journey to becoming a polycule (in their own messy, emotionally chaotic way).
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- Part 1 of Kitchen Table HR Violation
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not like I need protection (it's just that I wanna change and go in your direction) by DefinitelyNotACryptid
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
09 Mar 2026
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Robert Robertson the Third had known he was cursed since he was 7 and a half years old. Maybe longer, but the childhood trauma tended to make his early memories a fuzzy mess of color and pain. So did the traumatic brain injuries.
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Robert Robertson has no idea he's an omega until he gets diagnosed with Omegan Separation Disorder, or OSD. He has been without a pack, and without healthy touch for so long, and is now forced to confront the long-term side effects: Que the Z-Team and members of the SDN stepping in to help.
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I had thoughts about the different ways the Z-Team and other members of the SDN would engage in touch with each other to portray love and support, and decided that I needed to put it on the internet - the Omegaverse came after
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In true Z-team tradition, they bet on who they think their new dispatcher will end up fucking.
Sonar is determined that it will be him.
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After getting some genetic results, Robert Robertson IV, aka Bobbo, asks his dads, Robert Robertson III and Victor Robertson, how he can be related to both of them. After a short response, a mysterious man appears behind the bat hybrid, offering the answers he seeks in the form of a movie revealing his origin, Robert becoming a dispatcher for Z-Team, and how his two dads became a couple.
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- Part 1 of Re:Collection
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One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.
“What are you fucking giggling about?”
The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.
“It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.
“Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.
“I know because I was in one, asshole.”
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During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.
Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.
Flambae does not.