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    When Lindsay, the team operations manager, had pulled them into a meeting to discuss the rooming arrangements for the season, he’d been expecting Shane to get flustered, and turn bright red, and stammer out something like we wouldn’t want to make anyone on the team uncomfortable. Ilya, in fact, had just opened his mouth to say as much to her, but Shane beat him to the punch.

    “If it can be arranged and doesn’t throw off anything, that’d be great,” Shane said.

    Ilya gaped at him. “You want to room together?”

    Shane just looked baffled. “What do you mean? We’re married. Of course we’re rooming together.”

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    Or: Shane says he wants to room with Ilya on the road. He tells the team he wants to room with Ilya on the road. He tells Ilya he wants to room together on the road. But Tanner Dillion is an idiot, and now Ilya can't stop thinking what if Shane gets sick of me?

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    15 Mar 2026

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    A collection of moments from Shane and Ilya's first year in a long-distance relationship.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    “Are you okay, babe?” Jackie asks.

    Is Hayden okay? Good question.

    It’s not like he’s a prude. He and Jackie have four kids, for heaven’s sake.

    It’s just that he will never be able to un-hear the words he overheard Rozanov saying to Shane in the kitchen.

    “Uh-huh, yeah. Super okay,” Hayden says.

    “Right. I definitely believe you when you speak in that voice.”

    “Are you, like.” Oh god. “Like. Satisfied?”

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    Or, five times Shane and Ilya inspire others to question how they approach their own relationships, and one time they don’t.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    “You sick?” Wiebe calls from the other end of the bench, “or just making bad life choices? Because one of those means your ass is getting back on the ice, Rozanov.” 

    “Who says it can’t be both?” he says, because he’s just like that, even when it feels like his stomach is trying to turn itself inside out and this useless team still hasn’t even come close to winning a single goddamn game and Shane’s on an away trip so it’s not like being in fucking Ottawa is useful right now, anyway.

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    “Shane. Ilya is a grown man and I don’t know if he’d appreciate his boyfriend’s mother showing up out of the blue. I’m sure he’s fine.”

    “I know, I just. I’m in Florida,” he says, and it’s the open plea in his voice that gets her. Sue her, her baby may be a twenty-seven-year-old superstar athlete, but hearing him upset and needing her still tugs at all of her heartstrings. 

    “Okay,” she sighs. “Okay.”

    And she knows it must be the right choice, because Shane exhales loudly into the phone. “Thanks, mom. I owe you.”

    or: Fresh off his move to Ottawa, Ilya gets sick. He can take care of himself, but he really wishes his Mama was there. Or Shane. He gets Yuna instead.

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    09 Mar 2026