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a bell is a cup until it is struck by sterne
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
30 Aug 2019
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The secret education of Armitage Hux.
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Just a little more in the Viking & Modern AU. Their time together comes to an end in one life, but fate has more in store.
This follows the events of Wyrd.
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- Part 2 of Wholly Inexorable
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Richard has a surprising encounter with Ed Chambers.
Set entirely within S4:E7 The Patent Troll
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From Kylux Cantina's Week 13 Prompt : a gold arm-ring given as a reward for success in battle: Kylux Viking AU
Also inspired by two of Jeusus’ Viking AU artworks) (x), (x)
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- Part 1 of Wholly Inexorable
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A Bear and a Piece of Driftwood Walk Into a Bar by sterne
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
15 May 2017
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"me when i first started shipping kylux: eh idk i don’t really like AUs, they don’t make much sense as a ship if they’re removed from the Star Wars universe
me now: what if kylo is a bEAR and Hux is A PIECE OF DRIFTWOod and they’ve been CURSED BY A FAIRY TO LIVE AS HUMANs IN THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST in tHE YEAr 1803 AND"
- used with kind permission of theearlgreyalpha
now available in russian!
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An arranged marriage that blooms into something more; it was fated in the stars.
Wyrd bið ful aræd - fate remains wholly inexorable
- The Wanderer (Anglo-Saxon poem, circa 9th century)
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What if the greatest lie of a war was not who the villain was, but why the war was allowed to happen at all?
In a wizarding world built on inherited authority and unexamined obedience, Harry Potter grows up believing he is meant to sacrifice himself for the greater good. Hermione Granger learns that knowledge without consent becomes another form of violence. Draco Malfoy discovers that redemption is often just coercion with better language.
As old magic begins to resist the structures that bind it, three students are forced into an uneasy alliance, not to defeat evil, but to expose the systems that require it. The Horcruxes are no longer objects to be hunted, but ethical failures made manifest, and every victory reveals another truth the world would rather smooth over.
This is not a story about heroes and monsters.
It is about witnesses.
And what happens when a lie finally collapses under the weight of being seen.Bookmarked by sterne
29 Dec 2025
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In 2009 Kent "living Taylor Swift song" Parson goes first in the draft, moves to Nevada, and starts an NHL career that includes one Stanley Cup win, one league lockout, a lot of media manipulation, bad blood with several teams, a captaincy, big city politics, and the pressure that comes with some questionable sponsors for a club located in the gambling heart of the United States.
Meanwhile, the Las Vegas Aces learn how to work around the ghost of Jack Zimmermann.
(Not literally.)
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- Part 1 of The Jack Series
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28 Sep 2025
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Jonny is actually the second person Pat ever came out to, way back in rookie year. At the time he’d only told Erica, but it had felt more real to say it to Jonny, somehow.
“Huh,” Jonny had said, just this quiet, considering noise, and Pat’s heart had stopped for a split second. “Thanks for telling me, Kaner. But be careful about picking up, ok?”
And with that piece of extremely practical advice, he’d clapped Patrick on the shoulder and walked away.
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10 Nov 2018
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Patrick has a thing with numbers.
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03 Apr 2019
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Jack’s first year in the NHL doesn’t go as well as he had hoped.
Or: Jack is perfect, until he isn’t, and when he isn’t, he’s a disaster. He’s trying to land somewhere in the middle.
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Bookmarked by sterne
26 May 2019