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a collection of drabbles and ficlets from prompts and stray thoughts.
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the council has dug up an ancient law requiring the hokage to be married by the end of their first year of term. if they don't have a suitable match, the council can arrange one for the hokage. after reminding the council that kakashi is in fact in a relationship with iruka, things go from bad to worse when kakashi is told that iruka is not a suitable match. iruka shows the council exactly why he's not to be trifled with when it comes to paperwork.
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they had loved each other for so long already, but iruka wanted to love one another for the rest of their lives
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kakashi is gone for iruka's birthday and iruka is very much not upset about this. at all.
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- Part 3 of carve your name into my bedpost
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kakashi's day of rest may just turn into a fight for his life. his opponent: a cat.
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kakashi and iruka are best friends, partners, lovers.
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stories following the lives of hatake kakashi and umino iruka, tied together by fate.
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snippets of kakashi and iruka's life together.
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a look at the lives of kakashi and iruka where kakashi is jewish and iruka wants to learn all he can about kakashi's customs
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Angular face, strong nose, a little threatening, and platinum fucking blonde hair. Defined brows, gentle eyes, built frame that’s obvious even under layers of clothing. Maybe a few centimeters taller than him, the perfect height for Jisung to be able to hook his chin over his shoulder. He even has lips that look like they would slot against Jisung’s like a puzzle piece, a factor he hadn’t thought to consider before but has now been added to his mental list of ideal-partner qualities.
Jisung isn’t sure what divine intervention placed him right here, right now but it can’t be a coincidence. This god-level beauty was sent to be his savior.
Jisung tries to ward off the creeps who hit on him at the bar by telling them about his fake husband. Lee Minho is prime
fakehusband material.Bookmarked by stupidbadgers
15 Feb 2026
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“You’re welcome to crash at my place,” Minho ventured. “I have plenty of room.”
“Oh.”
“Only because I live around the corner."
“Right,” Jisung agreed. “Only because the trains are down.”
“Right.” Minho’s voice was deadpan, but his eyes smiled, like they were sharing a silent joke. “And only because we’re friends now, and friends look out for other.”
“Right,” Jisung repeated, something tugging at his chest. “Friends.”
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(in which han jisung gets an offer he can't refuse: babysit the intern for a month, get the dream job. the only catch? said intern is none other than the allegedly cold, undeniably gorgeous, undercover son of the company CEO.)
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20 Dec 2025
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Vanilla pierced the air. This time, Jisung could scarcely trace any of its familiar elements. It was too bitter, overpowering in all the worst ways, and Jisung's heart plunged into his stomach. Acid ate away at the organ, but Jisung could still feel it roaring in his ears, his throat.
He gulped, and a mouthful of rancid vanilla coursed through him. Jisung's scent flared in response. A deep inquietude embedded its talons into him, submerging deep enough to rile Jisung's omega. It thrashed inside—a trapped wolf prepared to gnaw through a limb to escape.
Minho. Have to find Minho.
or five times jisung notices the shifts in minho's scent and the one time it makes him go feral
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30 Nov 2025
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“I’m calling from the Seoul National Medical Centre. We have you listed here as the emergency contact for a Han Jisung. Do I have the right person?”
(Three years ago, Minho broke Jisung's heart with a single phone call. It's ironic then, that the universe decides to return the favour.)
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- Part 1 of hbm verse
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18 Sep 2025
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“Well,” says Jisung, “it’s a good time for it.”
The horizon tilts, or maybe Jisung does. He lets himself follow it, lets gravity pull him forward to escape. Leans out just a bit more. Pushes his own center of gravity out beyond recovery.
The horizon tilts. Jisung is weightless. Jisung falls.
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15 Sep 2025