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Snape narrows his eyes and gives him a once-over, which makes Harry more uncomfortable than he wants to admit. What is he looking for? Weaknesses? The words on Harry’s hand shouldn’t be visible in the dark, but Harry makes sure to keep the injury turned away from Snape either way.
“Potter,” Snape says when his eyes reach Harry’s face again. “Are you drunk?”
…What?
“No…? I don’t have time to get drunk, sir.”
As soon as the words leave his mouth, Harry already regrets them. But seriously, how can Snape think that he’s getting drunk in the middle of the week, considering everything he’s dealing with?
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23 Feb 2026
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Dudley’s son receives a certain letter on his eleventh birthday. Not knowing what to do, Dudley asks Harry for help.
Will Dudley overcome his fear of magic?
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23 Feb 2026
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“You cannot throw a ten-year-old into Azkaban, minister!”
“We aren’t throwing him anywhere. Besides, it’s just a temporary-”
“You cannot punish a child for their accidental magic!”
“How sure are you that it was an accident? For all we know, he could be dangerous. He killed three people and doesn’t show any regret.”
“Of course, he doesn’t! Look at him! He’s in shock! I’m not even sure he can hear us.”
Harry blinks and closes his eyes. Why do they need to be so loud? Why can’t they just shove him into a cupboard and leave him alone? He’s so tired.
The adults keep talking, but Harry doesn’t try to listen to them anymore. Why bother? They will do with him whatever they want, either way. That’s how it will always be.
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23 Feb 2026
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Revelations and Resolutions by NerdofSpades
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Assassination Classroom
07 Nov 2019
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The class knows about Korosensei's past now. They know who he was, what he did, and why he needs to die. They know everything. Izuku, like all of his classmates, doesn't know what to do with the information.
In the meantime, Bitch-sensei has a few questions for Izuku as well.
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- Part 14 of Open Doors
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22 Feb 2026
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assassin? no, a hero! by osamugiris
Fandom Assassination Classroom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Apr 2022
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i just think that there needs to be more bnha/ac crossovers in this world, and izuku deserves to be a BAMF
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progress check by osamugiris
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Assassination Classroom
03 Apr 2022
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"S-Sensei?"
Lovro took a knife from his inner coat pocket and, without warning, threw it at him. Izuku heard his classmates around him gasping and yelling out for him, but Izuku simply caught it by the handle, centimetres from his face.
Anxiety forgotten for a moment, Izuku grinned excitedly. "Hey, my fixed blade! I thought I lost this! Where did you find it, Lovro-sensei?"
Lovro chuckled darkly, and everyone in 1-A took a small step back. "You left it on mission in Moscow. Careless."
Izuku jumped, tense once more. "Ah! S-Sorry, sensei! It wont happen again!"
lovro drops by izuku's class unannounced to check on izuku's progress in his training.
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- Part 3 of assassin? no, a hero!
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22 Feb 2026
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new mission alert! by osamugiris
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Assassination Classroom
27 Mar 2022
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The doors to Height's Alliance opened slowly, but loud enough that everyone heard in the silence of the room, and Izuku wanted to drop dead.
"Problem Child," Aizawa called for him from behind. "You have... visitors."
Izuku slowly turned around, hiding his phone, and Ritsu, behind his back. He smiled skittishly. "H-Hi, Karasuma-sensei! What brings you here?"
Agent Karasuma Tadaomi stood behind Aizawa, frowning with crossed arms.
A head of blonde hair poked over his shoulder, and Izuku's smile turned to a genuine grin. "Bitch-sensei! You're here too!"
"MIDORIYA!" Iida shouted, scandalized.
after graduating from class 3-E at kunigigaoka middle, izuku is in the hero course at U.A. and training to be a hero. none of his classmates know about his side job, though.
oh well. at least he gets paid.
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- Part 1 of assassin? no, a hero!
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22 Feb 2026
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BITCH-SENSEI?! by ominously_homo_behavior
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 May 2023
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when the hpsc requires supplementary lessons taught by the ministry of defense, Ms. Irina Jelavic finds herself an english teacher for 1-A.
but- oh fuck, is that midoriya?? goddamit.(a very silly "i cant find it so ill write it")
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- Part 3 of one-shot hell
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22 Feb 2026
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She Was My Old English Teacher by YeahImBored1
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Aug 2023
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Izuku didn't know where everything had gone wrong. He got into his dream school, has a quirk now, he stopped the earth from exploding, sent his classmates into space, became an assassin, and killed his middle school teacher.
Yeah it was probably those last couple of ones.
But other then that he likes to think he's a good kid, at least good enough to not have to deal with whatever hell the universe decided to throw at him today.
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22 Feb 2026
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The Assassin in Our Midst by SeaSkate
Fandoms: Assassination Classroom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Oct 2023
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Class 1 A take a trip up the mountain for some training in quirkless combat. Will Izuku's, or should I say Nagisa's secrets remain secret?
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Iridescent by patolemus
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Assassination Classroom
24 Mar 2020
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Midoriya Izuku was good at keeping secrets. He was never concerned about anyone finding out about what he did during his third year of middle school.
Well, he wasn't counting on his classmates sticking their noses where they didn't belong.
Iridescent: "showing luminous colours that seem to change when seen from different angles."
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22 Feb 2026
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“My bad,” Robin went on with no remorse, “You’re like forty, you have no room to talk.”
“You–I’m seventeen, asshole!”
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…What?
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Bruce finds out that Red Hood is yet another teenage vigilante. What was he supposed to do? NOT adopt him?
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19 Feb 2026
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words unsaid by impravidus for Bumble_Rex, QueenOfTheSupernaturals
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Dec 2023
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“Uh, Earth to B?” the man in the red helmet says flatly, waving his hand in front of Bruce’s face. “Do we need to get Agent A to check you for a concussion?”
Bruce shakes his head tersely. “I’m uninjured.”
“Okay… yeah. That’s super sus and I’m totally not taking your word for that. I’m tattling to Wing.”
(OR: Bruce from after Jason's death comes to the future and meets Red Hood)
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- Part 35 of impravidus's batman quick reads
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19 Feb 2026
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It had been a pretty calm shift at the 7-Eleven - until the Red Hood stalked in, murder-strutting to the chip aisle while a stoically-fretting Batman hovered in the doorway.
The cashier was really not paid enough for this.
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- Part 4 of batfam prompts
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19 Feb 2026
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Biscotti di Prato by BingoBorrible
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
08 Nov 2025
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Jason - the brutal and newly established crime lord Red Hood - might have made up with his brother, but Bruce knows he is not welcome in his son's life. And who could blame Jason?
It's Bruce's turn to mend relationships. And because he needs an extra push for these things, I turned around the sick fic trope and gave the fever and the nightmares to Batman.
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- Part 2 of Just Desserts
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19 Feb 2026
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Ice Cream by BingoBorrible
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
08 Nov 2025
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Jason Todd has never said no to ice cream in his entire life.
In other words, Dick finds out his brother came back to life, and unapologetically yanks him back into the family with the power of ice cream and mental breakdowns.
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- Part 1 of Just Desserts
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19 Feb 2026
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Shell Shock by BingoBorrible
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
08 Nov 2025
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Batman can’t kill to avenge Robin. But Bruce Wayne isn’t Batman. Jason Todd isn’t Robin. And protection is another cup of tea entirely.
The idea for this came from a Tumblr post, but I changed it to make it my own – added some more conflict to make it more dramatic because you should never write at two am while jetlagged. It escalated. I know the internet likes that, so here you go. Knock yourselves out on the angst sauce. Don’t do actual drugs, kids.
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- Part 1 of Shock Waves
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19 Feb 2026
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Post-movie night conversation leads to some revelations + as close to one can get to snuggles when one is attempting to snuggle Jason Todd
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- Part 2 of Hands Up Across the Dartboard
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18 Feb 2026
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When the batarang bites into the soft, vulnerable skin under Jason's jaw, Bruce screams.
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- Part 1 of Hands Up Across the Dartboard
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18 Feb 2026
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Groaning, Jason rubbed his eyes and cracked one open. As soon as he did, his pulse quickened. Something was off. This wasn’t his room. His walls weren’t painted navy blue, and he definitely didn’t have movie posters scattered across them. His initial panic settled into a strange confusion as he looked around more carefully. Why the hell was he in Dick’s room?
OR: After an encounter with an unknown sorcerer, the boys wake up body swapped the next morning. Of course, they decide to fuck with Bruce.
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- Part 9 of The Robin Chronicles
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17 Feb 2026