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You Hold No Power Over Me by swag_canada
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, Labyrinth (1986), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Apr 2014
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'You have surely heard the tales, of course, of how when a young hobbit has a son or daughter, a niece or nephew, or anysuch child under their care that they do not want that they simply call to the elvenking, ‘I wish you would come and take this child away.’ Such superstitions have been passed down as long as anyone can remember. But it is not something to be taken lightly, lest our children truly be stolen away. For, as we all know, words have more power than we could ever imagine.'
aka A Labyrinth!AU where Thranduil steals Frodo away, and Bilbo, with the help of some odd dwarves and goblins whom he has an odd connection to, have two weeks to steal him back.(i just think thranduil fits jareth's aesthetic ok???)
You do not have to have seen Labyrinth to read it, but you should watch it anyway bc its awesome.
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An old traveling fair has mysteriously appeared in the sand wastes between our beautiful little town and the ghastly Desert Bluffs last week. Not much is known of why it came to be, or where it came from, but we can all feel it watching. Waiting. Tracking our every move. Looking upon us as we forcibly and lifelessly go about our boring and habitual existence. It can sense our pain, our fear. We can feel it. Watching. It understands. And it will all be over soon….
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- Part 2 of WTNV fanepisodes
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In other news, a strange man has come into town today. He says his name is Phil. There’s something oddly familiar about him, and he appears to know his way around town with unnatural accuracy, but such things aren’t really worth noting seeing as they are perfectly normal. At least 1 in every 10 strange visitors are afflicted with a foreboding, powerful sense of belonging. In fact, this knowledge is so common and well-known I don’t see why I’m bothering to mention it. So, more on this story as it continues.
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- Part 1 of WTNV fanepisodes
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Zombies, Gods, and Science, oh my! by swag_canada
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
07 Oct 2013
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Carlos never expected his quiet life as a professor to change so violently. He never expected to find a brother in the midst of an apocalypse. He never expected to be singled out by the government. But most importantly, he never expected Cecil.
Aka where StrexCorp starts a zombie apocalypse, science saves the day, and S.H.E.I.L.D. ends up getting involved.
Currently discontinued
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Once you catch the Bieber Fever, there's no escape. It incurable. It's inescapable. It's contagious. And for Canada and Russia, they wouldn't have it any other way.
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WTNV fanepisodes by swag_canada
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Welcome to Night Vale
23 Jan 2014
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Nagini's Guide to Love Life by whoreunderthemountain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Oct 2025
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Nagini is a very smart and sneaky snake. Her word is final, and she always knows best - so when she decides her master, Voldemort, needs a mate, it has to become reality.
Voldemort's mate has to be worthy of him. The Parselmouth she finds on the outskirts of Oxford, a wizard who runs a shelter and store with everything snake and reptile related, is a perfect match.
Humans may be more complicated than she thought, but she definitely has a plan - and she won't give up until those two get together! Add a noodle looking snake-toddler and a sickly lizard and you'll get a true recipe for love!Ch1 is a standalone oneshot
Ch2 is smutSeries
- Part 3 of Tomarry standalones
Bookmarked by swag_canada
26 Feb 2026
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“Keep doubting me and you may find yourself hitting the ground during our journey.”
Harry’s brows knit together before his arms lifted and settled around Tom’s neck. The proximity hit too fast, pressing the air from Tom’s chest and leaving him momentarily stunned.
“If that happens,” Harry said flatly, “I’m taking you down with me.”
Or: Harry Potter was an evil temptress, and Tom, alone among fools, would not fall for it.
Bookmarked by swag_canada
10 Feb 2026
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Kidnapping Oneself a Wife by AmberRuby for bacurau
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2026
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After the Department of Mysteries, Voldemort takes what remains of Harry Potter and locks him away.
He expects defiance, escape attempts, and hatred.
What he gets instead is a spotless manor, hot meals, and a boy who built a home in his captivity.——————— × ————————
Inspired by a prompt from
@rottenddove
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Bookmarked by swag_canada
04 Feb 2026
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The new transfer student is already suspicious - but when Tom notices he doesn’t always respond to his own name, it’s over.
Tom launches into an increasingly unhinged investigation to uncover the real name of one Henry Evans.Series
- Part 3 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
- Part 1 of On the Matter of Tomfoolery
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Bookmarked by swag_canada
20 Dec 2025
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New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations.
Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?
Well.
Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,
and nobody discriminates against him.Or
Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.
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04 Nov 2025