teaandjam
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if that's movin' up, then i'm movin' out by teaandjam for Gay_Yankee_Cat
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
20 May 2025
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The situation is this: Apollo Justice is standing the hallway of her apartment building with hair mussed and slacks wrinkled, wearing a loose-fitting shirt she knows is not his, having just closed the door to her neighbour’s unit. He at least has the nerve to look guilty about it.
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i look up at the gaps of sunlight (i miss you more than anything) by teaandjam
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2024
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His coffee is always the perfect temperature. There is always an awning close by to shelter him from a sudden downpour. The radio never plays songs he doesn’t at least tolerate. Maybe if he had spent a life here, he would’ve known that wasn’t normal.
Mobius adjusts to his life on the timeline. The timeline adjusts to Mobius.
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all i've learned has overturned by teaandjam
Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)
09 Jun 2023
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His stranger doesn’t age. Hob has never seen him eat nor drink, nor step foot into the sun. He has always dressed as if he had just come from a wake, no matter the era. Add on top of that, the pale complexion, hypnotic eyes, and overall supernatural beauty—Hob thinks as far as theories go, it’s a pretty good one.
5 times Hob thinks Dream is a vampire, and 1 time he's sort of right.
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Sometimes it feels impossible to compare the Q described in Starfleet records to the one that pops on and off the ship at his own leisure. It really shouldn’t be, especially given that Jean-Luc has provided almost all the information, but reading Q’s description on paper is vastly different to enduring his presence.
For example, Q’s file now states that he is averse to touch with physical beings. Words that Jean-Luc himself wrote stare back at him from the screen, but he cannot bring himself to believe them.
Jean-Luc can recall a hundred casual touches: a mouth next to his temple, an arm around his shoulder, a finger tracing his ear, a hand reaching for his across his desk. These were not the behaviours of a touch-averse creature.
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Snapshots of a blossoming romance in the Dunder Mifflin Piffling Branch
a chapyard The Office AU
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Sleeping With James Bond by dhampir72
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Craig Movies)
31 Aug 2013
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What it’s like to sleep with James Bond.
(Or alternatively: five reasons why James Bond is one of the worst bed partners in the history of the world and the one reason Q keeps him around anyway.)
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08 Feb 2026
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Cupcake; small iced cake: a small individual iced cake, baked in a paper or foil cup or in a cup-shaped mold, usually topped with a sweet icing and sprinkles. [Five Times there was Bond, Q, and a nickname of the confectionary persuasion, and one time there were witnesses.]
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03 Feb 2026
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Q can’t help but wonder how, exactly, his life has come to this.
(The one where Bond discovers post-it notes, Q discovers how not to talk about feelings, and together, they
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03 Feb 2026
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How to Have an Office Romance: A Comprehensive Guide by laughtershock
Fandoms: Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, James Bond (Movies)
27 Dec 2012
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Q's mother sends him a horribly gaudy Christmas jumper, and it all seems to go downhill from there.
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03 Feb 2026
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Bonds says, "We should get married," as if he's simply commenting on the weather, and the circuit board Q's been fiddling with bursts into flames.
The two incidents are not unrelated.
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Bond and Q get married. It's not what it looks like.
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03 Feb 2026