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the honk zone by BeatnikFreak, behold_me, chaosheadspace, CourfeyracFredMariusCratchit, notallsandmen (notallmaenads), Quilling, tharkuun, The_KickIt_Domain, Wildshadows
Fandom The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022)
04 Mar 2024
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Marriage of Inconvenience by susiecarter
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013)
14 Aug 2025
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Swanwick gave Bruce a level, unamused look. "Mr. Wayne," he said. "Please tell me you know why you're here."
Bruce shrugged. "Won the lottery, and first-place prize is the government marries me off to an alien."
(Or: in a universe where Krypton took an extra thirty-odd years to implode, Kal-El was sent to Earth as an adult, in advance of the ship containing the only other surviving Kryptonians; and a quirk of Kryptonian law means negotiating refuge, potential resettlement, and an alliance with the Kryptonians in general is dependent on marriage between a Kryptonian and a human. Bruce did what it took to make sure that that human would be him, instead of some poor unprepared civilian—but his efforts to learn more about the aliens, what they want and why they're here, and how, if necessary, to kill them ... don't go the way he's expecting them to.)
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24 Feb 2026
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moonlight desire by junebug666
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU, DCU (Comics)
13 Nov 2025
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“Moonlight Desire,” Bruce reads from the infocard with barely disguised derision. “When Eli Rivera is hired to design a new eco-space for alpha CEO Julian Wolfee—” He snorts aloud at that, and Clark playfully nudges his thigh. “—flowers aren’t the only thing that begin to bloom in the Chicago high-rise.”
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ugh isn't it annoying when you're too "woke" to enjoy a stupid lifetime movie?
Or: Clark is determined to court Bruce, who's definitely over all of it.
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23 Feb 2026
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decadent ripe sweet experience by junebug666
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Nov 2025
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“I don’t like surprises,” Bruce says tightly, after surveying the setup. It strikes Clark’s heart like an arrow.
“Maybe,” he tries, “you’d like a night off?”
Yeah, no, he hears it as soon as he says it. Batman? A night off? Ha! Right, on the twelfth of never, for sure. Bruce’s dubious silence says the same thing, but…
Well, Clark has to try, right?
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bruce and clark get plastered off alien wine.
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23 Feb 2026
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Musicology by RiskyBiznu
Fandoms: Batman: The Animated Series, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Aug 2023
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Bruce leverages his slightly embarrassing music taste to get a second date with an alien.
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23 Feb 2026
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In which Clark Kent has a habit of invading privacy in the name of love.
Or, the one where two men, on opposite ends of the emotional spectrum, meet in the middle through a Kansas summer.
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21 Feb 2026