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    During a battle, Waxer and Boil stumble upon the biggest droid they've ever seen.

    It's a droid, right?

    AKA, how Starscream met the Galatic Republic

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    06 Mar 2026

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    "And… and this is a particularly strange coincidence, but we're getting reports in that Ilya Rozanov, Captain of the Boston Raiders, is also being removed from his game against the Admirals in Boston tonight after he collapsed, similar to Hollander here. Rozanov is not currently responsive, according to the commentators of that game."

    Or: Ilya and Shane form a soul bond and become a package deal, much to the dismay of everyone involved.

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  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    A little rattled by Rozanov's sudden coldness after the olympics, Shane decides to follow a gut feeling that something might be wrong, even if it's not really any of his business. Even if they don't do that. Don't care.

    He does find Ilya, eventually. But Sasha gets to him first.

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    06 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    So what is the plan now, Mr. Spreadsheet?

    “Honestly I was kind of hoping your consciousness would just click back into your body once I touched you.” Shane scratches the back of his head.

    You treat me like slap bracelet, Ilya complains.

    After a bad hit knocks Ilya’s consciousness out of his body — literally — Shane finds himself sheltering the soul of his decade-long situationship in the back of his head. Turns out it’s a lot harder to keep secrets when you share a body.

    (They definitely still try, though.)

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    “Is my attention not enough for you?” Ilya grunted, his hands gripping Shane’s hips hard enough to bruise. Each thrust rocked Shane’s entire body forward on the counter.

    “How about I bring more of my friends round? I’ll bring them all over. Let them line up. Let them all take a turn fucking this pretty little pussy of yours.” He punctuated each sentence with a savage snap of his hips. “Let Cliff have a go. Let him see what it really feels like.”

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    Ilya and his best friend find it pretty difficult to focus on the game when Shane is wearing the tightest shorts know to mankind while doing his morning yoga.

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