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    Four months after he comes out on the floor of the Family Video bathroom, Robin sits him down on his bed.

    “Okay, I’m gonna suggest something completely insane, but I’ve actually put a lot of thought and research into it and I need you to hear me out.”

    Steve squints suspiciously at her, but shrugs agreeably. “Yeah, okay.”

    “We should get married.”

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Wayne Manor has stood almost as long as Gotham itself. From the outside, it looks like a haunted house: all dark stone and shadows with lives of their own.
    Every so often, someone “has to ask” about the rumors that the building is haunted. A nosy reporter. A drunken socialite. A paranormal YouTuber.
    Outwardly, Bruce Wayne laughs them off, dismissing the idea out of hand. It's not his secret to tell.
    The reality is that Wayne Manor is much warmer and more welcoming to those who reside there than it is to outsiders. Laughter echoes through the halls. Little faces peer out of the windows, waiting to welcome him home.
    That's not to say there are no ghosts.
    But they don't haunt the Manor.
    They make it a home.

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    Bruce somehow finds himself parenting some very traumatized ghost kids. And an equally traumatized living child. Sometimes family is a billionaire, a butler/dad, a gaggle of ghost children, a toddler assassin, and a weird, drunk, magic uncle.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Tim is an independent, clever, and super mature eleven-year-old. Unfortunately, his dopey neighbor, Bruce, can’t seem to understand that.

    When he decides to disappear on a “solo camping trip” and run away to Canada, he figures it’s the perfect plan that will make everybody happy. He didn’t expect the Waynes would tag along with him and ruin everything.

    A six-chaptered tale filled with identity shenanigans, s’mores, soon-to-be-brothers, and a kid who is in desperate need of a new family.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    They eat their breakfast in a pleasant silence, until Roy pauses and sets down his fork.

    "I forget things, don’t I?" he asks.

    Jamie sighs, but manages to keep smiling a little.

    "Yeah, sometimes. It’s okay, though. I’m good at reminding you."

    Roy blinks. Frowns.

    He’s quiet for a moment.

    "Do I have fucking dementia?"

    Jamie’s stomach drops.

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    chronic traumatic encephalopathy. a series of vignettes.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Jason has been acting differently. He's harder. Sharper. He watches Bruce with an assessment he's never seen in him before. Bruce assumes it's the result of the Garzonas affair.

     

    Red Hood Jason finds himself in his own body the week before he died.

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    02 Jan 2026