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    “No one is going to kill me. Except maybe you,” says Ilya, sprawling in the chair across from her. “I didn't need any of the other bodyguards and I don't need this one.”

    “You're going to have to talk to him sooner or later.” Svetlana turns her attention back to Hollander. “Ilya doesn't take the threats against him seriously.”

    “He's not my first client to feel that way,” he says. He has brown eyes and freckles, a spray of them across the bridge of his nose. “Can you tell me more about the threats?”

    “Of course.” She gestures to the chair next to Ilya and pulls out a binder for Hollander. “He came out as bisexual last year and the threats started not long after.”

    “I receive a lot of good mail too,” says Ilya. “DMs, letters, even photos. Very nice ones.”

    “The binder for dick pics you've gotten is ten times as thick,” says Svetlana. Ilya opens his mouth to crack another joke, but she holds up her hand. “Yes, yes, like your dick. Get some new material.”

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    Ilya retired from hockey and became a model. His agent thinks he needs a bodyguard. Enter Shane Hollander.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Ilya nods and takes a step toward Irina, nuzzling her skirt-covered thigh. It doesn't smell of the familiar soap anymore.

    “Just a little more,” she promises. “We'll be… there soon, Ilyusha.”

    She wanted to say home. We'll be home soon, Ilyusha. But she stopped herself at the last second, because now, it seems, home is gone. At least the one they used to know.

    — In 1996, Irina Rozanova packs her two sons' things into one bag and runs as fast as she can, as far away from Russia as possible. That, somehow, leads the three of them to Canada.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    Shane is stressed, and Ilya reaches out to an unlikely friend for help. Competition quickly ensues.
    Inspired by me watching too much Great British Bakeoff and Without a Recipe.

    AKA:
    Hayden and Ilya recreate "Without a Recipe" and end up going viral just to make Shane feel better.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Loving Shane Hollander had taught Ilya Rozanov how to slow down.

    They had a plan now. A life that made sense. Something quiet, stable, and boring. For once, Ilya believed peace might be something he could actually have, not just something he pretended not to want.

    Then Troy Barrett arrives from Toronto and starts looking at what Ilya has built like it’s something he might take. Like peace is something might need too.

    Ilya tells himself it’s nothing. A misunderstanding. He plays captain. He plays fair. He plays nice.

    But loathing has always come easier than love, and once everything starts to unravel, Ilya learns there are only so many times you can choose peace before you are forced to show how far you’ll go to keep Shane Hollander to yourself.

     

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    Troy Barrett wants Shane badly enough to burn with the ship. Ilya is determined to get rid of him before everything between him and his freckled love falls apart but what happens after it does?

    Ilya needs to figure it out fast, if he doesn’t want to lose everything.
     

    (Ilya’s POV of the series of unfortunate events best called ‘Troy Barrett’ and what comes after)

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Belluine adjective
    1. Beastly; pertaining to or characteristic of beasts; brutal: as, “animal and belluine life,”
    2. Of, pertaining to, or characteristic of beasts; bestial; brutal; animal.

    Shen Jiu is trapped, injured, and basically feral after ending up in the Endless Abyss. Heavenly Demon Shen Yuan is used to dealing with frightened, injured beasts. How different could a savage cultivator be?

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    04 Jan 2026