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everybody knows (it's our choice) by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
16 Dec 2022
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“Hey, Tall One,” Jessika Pava says, sliding into the seat across from Kai at her usual mess table. “Short One,” she adds cheekily, nodding to Din who is, as usual, cleaning a blaster at the table instead of eating with everyone else. “You two couldn’t have waited one more week before finally hitching up? I just lost so many creds in the pool, and Dameron is going to be insufferable about winning for weeks,” she complains.
Kai pauses between one bite of bantha brisket and the next. “You bunch of sleemos had a betting pool on when I’d finally get Djarin to sleep with me?” she says mildly, ignoring the irritation that tries to flare up along with a renewed bout of confusion.
“No, not that,” Jessika says, starting to frown as though Kai is the one who’s being weird. “Not that most of the pilots wouldn’t bet on your sex life, but no – I’m talking about the soul bond, obviously!”
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Everybody on the Resistance base knows that Kai and Din have just gotten soul bonded. Except that's news to Kai, because as a Devaronian, she doesn't even have a soulmark.
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- Part 3 of Kai x Din series & AUs
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When in the Devildom, do as the devils do. Simeon’s willing corruption at MC’s hands.
Interconnected dom!Reader / sub!Simeon smut scenes. Gender neutral, race neutral, AFAB Reader.
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- Part 5 of like a crown
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MC decides to vlog to document their time as an exchange student in the Devildom; their vlogs immediately go viral. Leviathan has always wanted to be a professional streamer; maybe it’s not such a pipe dream after all.
Vlogs, streams, slice of life, worldbuilding, and fluff galore. Friendships with all characters; slow burn Reader/Leviathan romance; demisexual Leviathan. Gender neutral, race neutral reader, they/them pronouns.
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- Part 4 of like a crown
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Kou's Obey Me! Headcanons by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
26 Jan 2022
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A repository for my OM! headcanons. If you read my fics, you’ll probably notice these headcanons being used here and there. :)
(I'm only on Lesson 24, so for now the new characters are not included.)
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nobody who can set me right by Koumine (thesecretsavant) for DukeOfIchor
Fandoms: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!
02 Oct 2021
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This morning, though, you wake up in your bed with the dim orange light of midmorning in the Devildom creeping through the gap in your curtains, with Belphie curled up beside you and snoring softly with his face pressed to your arm, with nothing you need to get up and do for hours yet, and you want.
You. Belphie. Your bed. A combination made in hell (or heaven). Interconnected dom!Reader / sub!Belphie smut scenes. Gender neutral, AFAB, dom reader.
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- Part 2 of like a crown
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Kai x Din series & AUs by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV)
16 Dec 2022
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This series comprises the main Kai x Din series, plus some AUs of that.
Main series: The adventures of Kai Darso and Din Djarin. BDSM AU, connected one-shots.
- An Invitation
- if this feeling flows both ways [WIP]: wherein Din has a job for Kai and also a lot of feelings.
AUs of the main series: unrelated to each other and can be read in any order.
- itsy bitsy teeny weeny beskar scalemail thong (&) bikini: stripper!Din AU
- everybody knows (it's our choice): soulmate AU
Relevant headcanons are in the last work in the series.
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- 11,143
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wear your independence like a crown and other Obey Me! fics that exist within the same continuity. Featuring an AFAB, gender neutral, race neutral, dom MC; polyamory among multiple characters; many kinks; and plenty of shenanigans. Fics can be read in any order.
Currently posting:
- wear your independence like a crown
- nobody who can set me right
- baby, run away with me now
- The Devildom Diaries
- let me blur your linesWIPs coming soon!:
- light up my darkest skies: Lucifer and Simeon have been friends since Lucifer's time in the Celestial Realm. But their friendship was never exactly...conventional. Simeon/Lucifer, S/M, queerplatonic relationship, kink and feels, rated E.
- [untitled] Diavolo x Reader smut fic!
- [untitled] tentacle monster Reader x Leviathan fic!- Words:
- 63,536
- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
- 24
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The dragon arrived early in the morning, and by noon the entire village was in a panic in the town hall. No one in the village knew anything about dragons, aside from what they’d heard in fairy tales and stories, and the plans for dealing with it were about that level of sophisticated.
“We’re not sacrificing a virgin to the dragon,” Viktor said in exasperation.
“Well what would you do?!” the mayor demanded.
“I’m going to go talk to it,” Viktor said reasonably, and got up from his seat and went to do just that.
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Off The Fucking Rails by AceOfDivineChlorophyll
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
02 Sep 2024
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His plan had been effective, elegent, maybe a bit theatrical and dramatic but in a good way! That was... until he got doused with cuddle pollen, had his brother unwittingly thrown at him by some well meaning goons, and well...
Now he had a new plan with admittedly much simpler goals that his siblings and maybe some extended family get to come along for, willingly or otherwise.
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That one where Nightwing likes to take naps in the rafters of Red Hood's office/safehouse/warehouse. And Hood's so used to him at this point he conveniently forgets to tell his guys Wing's not a threat
As told from multiple perspectives. Multiple times.
Jason needs to send a company wide memo, honestly
Bookmarked by Koumine (thesecretsavant)
04 Dec 2025
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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just an appendage (live to attend him) by GalaxyOwl13
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
21 Jan 2025
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Cass knows she’s supposed to be happy. But being the emotional pillar of her family and shoving herself into whatever role they need is killing her. (Cass is nineteen too. People forget that, sometimes. But she’s nineteen, and if Cass were someone else, it would matter.)
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- Part 2 of Cassandra Cain Week 2025