thosedamnlemmings
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Hey, look! The pizza’s here! by thosedamnlemmings
Fandoms: Sally Face (Video Games), OMORI (Video Game)
07 Mar 2023
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Just two one eyed, very short guys trying to survive along with their cats + one bordering on homicidal alter.
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“What happens when a Mexican immigrant, a Florida man who can’t remember his own name, two Australian content creators who are not having the vacation they expected, and one man known only as ‘The Narrator’ meet mere months after the start of Armageddon? Well it looks like you’re just gonna have to read and find out.”
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Like One Big Sunset (Please, Just One) by Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup) for klutzy_girl
Fandoms: Bandits (2001)
23 Dec 2024
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It took a third time through before it finally occurred to Terry that the experience might not be either sudden-onset insanity or the last firing neurons of a dying brain desperately wishing things had played out differently.
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26 Feb 2026
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Nobody’s particularly shocked when the job goes spectacularly sideways because their loot turns out to be magic. Parker and Eliot begin reading each other’s minds, accidental sharing happens, and shenanigans result.
Eventual OT3
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11 Feb 2026
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“You got a wrong number, so you went to the park in the middle of the night, found a guy in a pool of blood, and brought him to your apartment,” Eliot says, filling in the blanks. Maybe, he considers, he’s still hallucinating. Or just delirious.
In which Hardison can't resist a stray, Eliot has Stockholm syndrome, and Parker is Parker.
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10 Feb 2026
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“Thanks. It honestly helps to hear that from another adult.”
“I’m honestly glad you called me that,” Ryan said, and made Carson laugh.
“Okay, let’s not take on airs, Ryan. You want to really impress me as an adult, you’ll make something that’s not a sandwich to eat some night.”
Or: five meals Nancy's dads made each other, and the results.
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- Part 1 of The Food of Love
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20 Jan 2026
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Sheriff Stilinski is used to dealing with victims of violent crime. He knows how to approach kids who've been beaten and sexually assaulted.
Except this time it's his son.
It's Stiles.
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16 Jan 2026