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i transmigrated into a twink in a stallion novel?! by tiansquared
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2026
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From what Shen Yuan recalled from reading PIDW, before Shen Jiu ever set foot on Cang Qiong Mountain, Shen Jiu had murdered an entire noble estate in cold blood and then killed his previous fucking mentor Wu Yanzi in even colder blood during an Immortal Alliance Conference that seemed to have happened pretty fucking recently.
Forget 10 years of being this motherfucker’s shizun! He wasn’t going to last 10 minutes!
Or; Shen Yuan transmigrates in Shen Qingqiu's shizun. Can he ascend already?! Pretty please?!
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Luo Binghe in the current timeline meets his hero, a whimsical and powerful immortal with a storied past drenched in speculation, tragedy, and triumph. As he uncovers more about his mysterious shizu, the more deeply obsessed he is of him...and the shadowy figure that his shizu loved and ultimately lost. (Or has he?)
Shen Qingqiu in the current timeline wants his ghosts to be buried, out of sight, and to stop following his Shizun like a lost puppy thank you very much!
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dat pirate wangxian au by tiansquared
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 May 2021
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“On yer knees.”
Lan Wangji hissed as the splintered wood beneath him dug into his shins when he was shoved to the floor. A second later, the sack and rope around his head and neck was ripped off him.
“Tis’ been a while huh, Lan Zhan?”
Lan Wangji recognized the voice before his eyes adjusted to the light. He gulped, his throat sandy gravel and his eyes anchors moored to the dazzling figure who sat before him in a nightmarish fever dream of red and black.
The dread pirate Wei Wuxian, master of Yiling and waking terror of the Seven Seas tilted his head to the side as if his crooked, wicked smile or the wild raven plumage of his ridiculous hat weighed his head down to one side. His eyes, a sterling gray that was as piercing as sword tips regarded Lan Wangji as if he were a piece of ocean refuse that had been caught in their fishing nets.
Lan Wangji licked his chapped lips. “Wei Ying.”
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The Wen siblings get captured by the Jins so infamous pirate captain Wei Wuxian captures navy admiral and childhood friend Lan Wangji and holds him for ransom. Cue in intense mutual pining, intense sexual tension, a talking parrot with apples for brains, and cringey pirate lingo.
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Linden and Peaches by yulunaw for aurealucretia (Ozihel)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Sep 2024
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Written for SVSSSAction Gotcha For Gaza Event
Shen Qingqiu considers appeasing the court by birthing an heir.
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22 Feb 2026
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a pseudonym to fool him (he couldn't have made a worse move) by sweetsweetdays (pe_pe_peperoncinocandy) for runyuz
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
29 Oct 2021
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In which Mo Ran decides to test his husband by creating a fake IG account, Taxian-jun, and hitting on him.
All is well until Chu Wanning texts back.
Translation to Russian by lonicclarc here 🩷🩷
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22 Feb 2026
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From my festering body flowers shall rise by arcanehierophant
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
19 Mar 2023
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Chu Wanning is the victim of a strange affliction. The cure is impossible for him to consider.
The memory of those days that could never return- of his disciple that would never return- increases the strange feeling in his chest, and before Chu Wanning can catch his breath, a sickening cough tears out from between his lips, and the strange taste grows in intensity.
Chu Wanning realizes that it is the taste of blood mingled with something else, something floral that is strange and foreign to sense coming from within his own body, and he finds himself bent over his qin, coughing up blood.
There he sees it for the first time, laid out on the strings and covered in the blood he had just expelled from his body.
A petal.
The fresh blood that covers it makes it hard to decipher its colors, tainting it with a shocking red gloss, but as Chu Wanning carefully picks it up between trembling fingers, he realizes that it’s white, with a faint touch of pink- a haitang petal.
The sick dread in the pit of his stomach tells him that it came from his own body. And he knows, somehow, that it heralds his own death.
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21 Feb 2026
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Shizun, I Don’t Think This Is What It Means To Have A Frog In Your Throat by Anonymous
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
05 Jun 2024
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After losing a fight to a frog in the wilderness of Nanping Mountain, Chu Wanning finds himself cursed with the inability to shut up.
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16 Feb 2026
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The Curse of the Tree by error_execution
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
27 Sep 2022
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Taxian-jun reaches out to touch his porcelain face, blood staining Chu Wanning's cheek.
"Chu Wanning, this is your last chance," he tries. "Wake up."
Those phoenix eyes blink back at him. Empty.
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Chu Wanning turns into a tree. Taxian-jun copes badly.
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10 Feb 2026