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caustic light (you swallowed me up into the softest fire) by tigerrily
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Dec 2025
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In his cabin in 1933, Alastor calls upon a demon of the underworld to make a deal with. However, instead of Rosie, it’s Lucifer himself who answers his summons. Drunk, impulsive, and reeling after his recent divorce, Lucifer asks not for his soul—he has no need for souls, after all—but for ever-lasting fellowship. It seems to Alastor an odd exchange, but, deciding not to look a gift horse in the mouth, he accepts Lucifer’s terms.
The deal is made.
(It changes everything) -
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Charlie's friends choose this moment to wander over, which is just perfect timing. By the way Alastor’s fingers dig into his hip, Lucifer knows he hates the scrutiny. He isn’t particularly fond of it himself. He lifts his chin and meets Charlie’s gaze as firmly as he can, which, given the circumstances, isn’t very.
“Honey, listen,” he begins tentatively. “This isn’t—this isn’t how I wanted you to find out.”
She opens her mouth to speak, but Angel Dust beats her to it.
“No way,” he says. “Uh, what the shit? Since when were you guys fucking?”-
Alastor breaks Lucifer out of Vox's machine. This has unexpected consequences.
Or: that awkward moment when you're rescuing your partner who you've been in a secret relationship with for years but then everyone finds out about it so you lowkey just double down and get your partner's ex-wife to marry you to prove it's not an elaborate bit, because, like, when in rome, amiright

