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Months after Beard breaks it off with Jane for good, he calls Ted to share a life-changing revelation.
(“Hey Coach? D’you know where to buy diapers at midnight in London?”)
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The first time Guillermo dragged a victim’s bloody, lifeless body down the stairs, the stench alone was enough to turn his stomach, never mind the gruesome work of corpse disposal and the moral bankruptcy of the whole affair.
At least, he mused later that night as he scraped his uneaten dinner into the trash, between the manual labor and the carcass-induced lack of appetite, maybe he’d finally manage to lose a few pounds before his new master made him a vampire.
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"The blank reflection in the mirror is both a blessing and a curse."
Guillermo, a newly-turned vampire, is struggling with the reality of living forever in his body.
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If she’s surprised by the fact that Delilah apparently intends to host an Are You Ziva? quiz show right here in the doorway, Probably-Not-Ziva doesn’t let it show.
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McGee accidentally wakes Delilah up early in the morning. They have an overdue conversation.
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Ted, feelin’ some kinda way about Trent thinking he is incredibly, incredibly hot.
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- Part 39 of Ted Lasso Microbang 2025
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Bookmarked by tiredfangirl
14 May 2025
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“Peeta Mellark.” The name echoes around the silent town square.
Well, that’s my death sentence signed, Haymitch thinks.Peeta is reaped for the Quarter Quell, Haymitch volunteers.
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07 May 2025
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Beard isn't quite at rock bottom - but he's not far off. If a guardian angel wanted to show up, now would be a damn good time.
Or, the story of how Beard and Ted became - well, Beard and Ted.
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03 Mar 2022
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"Of all the things Beard expected to see when he opened his eyes, Ted Lasso was not one of them."
Ted and Beard reunite after several years apart. It's weird but also not.Bookmarked by tiredfangirl
25 Jan 2022
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“Ted,” Trent says, lingering on the consonants. “You cannot possibly be this dense.”
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Bookmarked by tiredfangirl
08 Jan 2022

