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    Even if that hand reaches out to him, Ouma won't pull it, or let himself be pulled. A helping hand is useless if the person being helped spurns it. The loop continues again.

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    02 Nov 2023

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    From: [email protected]

    To: [email protected]

    Subject: stop it.

    why are you blessing garden snakes?

     

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    Or, since before the Antichrist, Crowley has been sending Aziraphale emails he thinks the angel doesn't check. A few years later, Muriel discovers 668 drafts on Aziraphale's computer. They very helpfully hit SEND ALL.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    NOW IT IS TIME FOR QUESTIONS FROM OUR LISTENERS. TODAY WE HAVE A QUESTION FROM BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS. OH, IT’S A QUESTION FOR THE ANGEL.

    Crowley’s hands clenched on the steering wheel.

    BYLETH, COMMANDER OF THE MEPHITIC LEGIONS, WRITES, “CROWLEY IS A CRAVEN TRAITOR SO WE UNDERSTAND WHY HE ASSOCIATES WITH AN ANGEL. BUT WHAT’S IN IT FOR THE ANGEL? WHAT IS HE GETTING OUT OF THIS?”

    “That’s a good question,” said Aziraphale.

    Crowley glared at him. “No, it isn’t.”

    Cut off from access to Earth, the hosts of Hell find other ways to torment Crowley. Aziraphale provides a refuge.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Be more Chill is objectively a silly musical with overzealous dance numbers and a cast of goofy, yet likable characters. Christine knew this, and she was fanatically in love with it. Michael knew this too, although he didn't really care. He had track team tryouts and way better things to do than attend some dumb play. But when Michael finds himself in way over his head, thrust into a life of romance, friendship, and espionage, Be More Chill gives him more than he ever bargained for. The lines keep changing, the spotlights are harsh, and the world is bizarre. Cue the synth music, and let the show begin.

    And will the real Michael Mell please stand up?

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    06 Sep 2025

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