toast_ghost
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- Dream SMP (16)
- Welcome to Night Vale (1)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
- Origins SMP (1)
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Phil and Kristin have found the perfect place to nest, and now all they have to do is wait for their egg to hatch. Everything is perfect.
But even with his wife for company, all that waiting can get dull. The pink bunny hybrid that’s been hanging around their nest seems very lonely. And so very small.
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RANBOO wakes in an open field. The sun is shining bright on his face, not a cloud in sight. He curls his fingers. There is grass and dirt underneath him.
In the corner of his eye is a screen with words on it. It moves as he tries to turn his head to look at it, staying in the corner of his vision. As he watches, the scrambled symbols next to “GOAL” form a sentence that reads “Investigate your surroundings.”
A shadow blocks out the sun. A person-shaped silhouette leans over him.
TUBBO: Hey, you. You're finally awake.
RANBOO: What?
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the great (un)british bake-off by toast_ghost for amaranthinecanicular
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
05 Sep 2024
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PHIL
Techno, can you turn the oven on?TECHNOBLADE
How much?PHIL
Two?He gives the camera a thumbs-up. Techno bends down to the oven display and starts pressing buttons, seemingly at random.
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“Oh! Hey, Techno!” Tommy spun all the way around, planting his hands on his hips. Distract, distract, distract. What’s that thing Ran always says? Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. He’s not a girl, though. Oh shit, is he? Have I been misgendering my friend?
Techno raised an eyebrow. It was the skeptical one. The one he raised that one time when Tommy tried to say he wasn’t the one who’d burned a hole in the living room carpet.
“Has anyone ever told you how cool you are? I think you’re very cool, you’ve got that whole silent, stoic warrior look going on, it’s just—it’s awesome. It’s really awesome.”
Techno’s face remained impassive. The silence made Tommy’s heart race. Finally, Techno opened his mouth and—
“I asked you a question, Theseus.”
Oooh. Tommy winced. Bringing out the full name, got it.
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Techno used to be a god. An all-powerful, proud deity, with no lack of temples and worshipers.
He did not get sick.