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Some Stardust Always Remains by toasterness for Tinywriterfairy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2026
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“A philosopher once asked: are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human? Pointless, really. Do the stars gaze back? Now that's a question.”
A WangXian Stardust AU.
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Just on the Other Side of the Room by toasterness for Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2025
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It was a Thursday when Lan Wangji walked through the Door.
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Something is wrong with the city; its green spaces are dying and the birds are leaving. Lan Wangji knows something is wrong but can't figure it out. That is, of course, until he stumbles through a Door to a whole other world and meets a man who will show him the true meaning of Falling.
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Lan Xichen has lived a very, very long life.
Jiang Wanyin has lived a strange one.
Here is where they meet in the middle.
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With A Whimper by toasterness for celialoveslwj
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Feb 2024
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This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang
But with a whimper------
Lan Wangji is hit with a curse that causes desires in him that he can't control, ones that only get worse when Wei Wuxian touches him. There can therefore be only one solution: don't ever touch him again.
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Who Protects The Shadow Better Than The Dark by toasterness
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2023
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Lan Zhan has always seen the shadows; he's not dumb or blind, just wary of his own sanity. He's not going to stop living his life just because someone new shows up and flips everything upside down. Literally. There's nothing to be afraid of when you close your eyes except your own imagination. And if the shadows have started to see him back, what's he supposed to do? They're not real anyway.
This is the story of willful ignorance, physical manifestations of your worst nightmares, and a plot to destroy the world.
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In The Shape Of The Dead - MXTX Big Bang 2021 by toasterness
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Jan 2022
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A Pirate King And His Most Valuable Treasure by toasterness
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2021
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Just a City Boy in a Country World by toasterness
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2021
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Watching Steve sit alone that first day- even with his ex and her new squeeze crowding his table- former King of Hawkins High with his bruised up face and puppy dog eyes, and apparently, knight in shining armor tendencies, Eddie never stood a chance.
It's Jeff, in the end, that finally badgers Eddie enough to let Steve be dragged over to their table- into Hellfire, and Dungeons & Dragons, and hopefully right into Eddie's arms- after Steve intervenes to stop Jeff being harrassed in the halls.
Now Eddie just needs to figure out what he's going to do with all of it.
Aka a hellfire adopts Steve fic, because give the boy some friends (and a boyfriend).
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Eddie has produced a beat-up looking notebook from somewhere and is writing on it. Just a few seconds later, he has it held up towards Steve with a grin.
Best meal of my life, it says.
Steve rolls his eyes. This is ridiculous. They are in the middle of an apocalypse and this guy, he is… He is dispersing the black clouds around Steve’s head.
Steve gestures for the notebook. Eddie hands it to him with the pen.
I’d kill for a pizza and a beer right now.
He shows it to Eddie, who just nods like he has just read the wisest words of his life.
“Pepperoni?” Eddie asks without sound.
“Sausage,” Steve answers.
Eddie pauses a couple of seconds with a pout and his eyebrows raised before he nods again, approving Steve’s choice.or, two boys find each other in a city full of chaos and creatures that will hurt anything that makes a sound and decide to survive together
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16 Feb 2026
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"Eddie rolled his head to the side, freezing in place to watch Steve give a slow, meandering spin in his sailor suit.
And honestly, Eddie should have anticipated this. He should have known that his brain's mission for entertainment was actually his dick's mission for jerk-off material."
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Eddie asks Steve to try on his old uniform. It does not go to plan.
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for the holidays, you can't beat home sweet home by plan_ace
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Dec 2025
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Getting dumped two weeks before Christmas wasn’t exactly on Steve’s wishlist, but such is life. Now he’s joining Robin on her return to Hawkins. It's not exactly ideal, but maybe he’ll get to live out the plot of one of those sappy Christmas romcoms now.
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“You’re all happy. Did you already meet a hot widow with two kids?”
“I don’t think he’s a widow.” Steve says, eyes trained on the road. “And I don’t think he’s got any kids either.”
Robin shrieks beside him. “But there is a him?”
“I– sorta, yeah. I went to get coffee before I came here and the barista was like, crazy hot and I gave him my number.”
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u/Stobinsymbioticbrain: URGENT - Friend stuck in car, running out of gas, phone dying
Eddie sat up a little straighter, the blankets falling off one shoulder.
My idiot of a best friend decided to try and drive in this mess to get to his kids (not his actual kids mind you and not children, they are 20 years old) and got himself stuck near the corner of Alabama and E Michigan. He's running out of gas and his cell phone is almost dead. We tried our best to reach out to fire department, police and tow companies, but didn't get any help yet.
Please🙏 someone help my dingus.
Any help/suggestion would be appreciated.Eddie read it twice. Alabama and East Michigan. That was... fuck, that was so close? Less than half a mile from his apartment. He could practically see the intersection from his window if it weren't for all the snow.
His thumbs moved before his brain could catch up.
u/Eddiethebanished: I live close by. I don't have any gas but I can bring him some more warm clothes, maybe some food and water. If he's up for it and it's not too far, I can walk him where he needs to go.