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“Holy hell, he’s so handsome.”
“Holy hell, he’s so white.”
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Alastor and Vincent are forced to share the spotlight together on a radio show for an hour twice a week.
Two attention-seeking, narcissistic, strapped-for-money, and murderous egomaniacs sharing the stage— and, wild surprise, both hate it.
They both know how to fix their issue.
Neither knows the other has the same idea.
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09 Feb 2026
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The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.
Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”
Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”
“That’s the gist,” Vox said.
Alastor stared at him.
Then laughed.
Or Alastor and Vox find themselves into a different realm with human bodies.
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- Part 1 of part-time soulmate, full-time problem
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20 Jan 2026
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"For what is a man, what has he got? - If not himself, then he has naught - To say the things he truly feels - And not the words of one who kneels - The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way"
Following the finale, the hotel and the Vees decide to forbid the now-free Alastor and the now-subdued Vox from seeing each other after the stunt they’ve pulled, afraid they’d cause more trouble for hell.
But obsessive hatred runs quite deep, and if the two can’t find a way to ruin each other’s lives in hell, they’d risk everything to find another way in another place.
Somewhere out there exists a universe in which Alastor and Vox are as close in every sense as possible. Geographically, temporally, emotionally. An alternative version of Al and Vincent on Earth in the modern times. One day, they begin to get spontaneously possessed by their demon counterparts, whose plan consists of tormenting each other in their bodies.
Their possessions won’t always be timely consistent, leading to a few teeny-tiny... mishaps.
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27 Nov 2025
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How to Get a Juggalo Off of Your Ass (Among Other Things) by epilogues
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Jan 2021
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Karkat decides that faking a moirallegiance with Dave is the perfect way to get Gamzee to leave him alone. There's no possible way that this can go wrong.
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25 May 2025