1 - 20 of 2,436 Bookmarks by traipsingthrough234
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
He's definitely not my type. Have you seen his ass? by Quacky_Duckling
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
21 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Chad is developing a crush for Robert and has to deal with it, despite the flat ass.
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
27 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
This is what Flambae gets for trying to get Robert out of the laboratory.
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
27 Feb 2026
-
- Words:
- 20,329
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
27 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Sit still, will you?” Robert chides, oil dripping from the metal tongs as he clicks them conversationally. “They’re almost done.”
Robert Robertson braces a casual hand on his hip as he flips the last sizzling disk of pepperoni cooking over Chad’s tits.
Chad, Flambae, reformed supervillain and currently being used as a cast iron skillet, bites back a strangled noise as the metal scrapes against sensitive skin; hot grease making it a smooth glide as his pecs glisten like they’ve been polished.
“This… is so fucking weird.” He breathes, the back of his head thumping against the countertop. “You’re a goddamn pervert, Bob Bob.”
“You can say that again.” Robert agrees easily, staring down at the man pliant beneath him with mock confusion. “But, remind me, who’s the pervert who agreed to do it with me on a Saturday afternoon?”
-----
Robert cooks and eats sausage off of Flambae boobs and I am definitely going to dog hell.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,491
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 15
- Kudos:
- 202
- Bookmarks:
- 22
- Hits:
- 1,741
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
26 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Nah, but it‘s the same idea, right?”
Robert raises a brow. “There's some pretty big structural differences between the two.” Flambae shrugs again, confidence seeming to return as he begins unbuttoning Robert’s shirt properly.
“I’ll figure it out. I’m adaptable like that.”
or, Blowing someone and eating pussy is basically the same thing, right?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,373
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
- Kudos:
- 355
- Bookmarks:
- 36
- Hits:
- 1,489
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
26 Feb 2026
-
- Words:
- 5,931
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 6
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
26 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Flambae gets his first piece of fan-mail with Robert at his side. He has a lot feelings.
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
26 Feb 2026
-
sensitivity training was super effective! by Galo for oofouchyikes
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Flambae files an HR complaint against Robert. It backfires spectacularly.
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
26 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Mecha Man! Is it true you’re dating someone from SDN?”
Robert pauses for just a moment. They hadn’t mentioned Blazer specifically, Robert could say anyone and they would eat it up like starved animals. This gave him the best-worst idea ever.
He turns to them with a lazy smile and nods. “Yeah, but it ain’t Blazer.”
Blazer, catching on, chuckles and shakes her head in amusement. “You’re awful.” She mutters.
“Serves them right.” Robert replies as they continue walking. “They can trip over themselves trying to figure out who the non-existent person is.”
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
26 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
After a fight with a dangerous villain, Robert is accidentally given Flambae's powers over fire. This leaves Flambae without any powers at all. Until they can undo this, they're stuck learning what it's like to be a metahuman and a normie, respectively. This gives them a greater understanding of each other, and this is how they fall in love.
---Warning: Superhero violence
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
25 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
in which Flambae has a morbid fascination with the only man he knows that'd unironically enjoy drinking a Super-Sized Dulce de Leche extra-sweet, extra-whip, extra-crunch, quadruple-espresso-shot Latte. In one sitting.
. . .
Kadir hadn't been lying when he’d said Robert Robertson the fucking Third wasnt his damn type. Not that he was put off by twinks --he’s had his fair few, but compared to the dispatcher he usually preferred his men prettier, more muscular, more pliant . . more eager. But, Rob-Bob, unfortunately . . . had this way about him, some strange sort of pull in the dip of his voice and tilt of his head and hood of his rounded doe’s-eyes when he talked to you with his full attention. Like it was some precious commodity. However oblivious he was or wasn’t, it made people circle around him, like he had his own gravity. It made them stupid.And Kadir was being stupid. Honestly, straight up, not-even-Robert’s-fault stupid. Standing here, with a slow-melting iced-caffeine-monstrosity balanced on the palm of his hand, fingers making the least contact possible with the sides.
. . .Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
25 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Man, fuck Invisigal for goading Robert like that. Flambae did not need to hear it.
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
25 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Robert has a bit of a guilty pleasure, a way to blow off steam after a rough day.
He might have discovered something he wasn't ready for.
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
25 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
My first relatively coherent thought was: Grimmjow fuckin’ Jaegarjaques, some jackass put me into the body of Grimmjow fuckin’ Jaegarjaques. And the original Grimmjow fuckin’ Jaegarjaques is still fuckin’ in here.
My second, more tangential thought was: I am not fucking dying in a shounen manga.
or, two chaotic neutral assholes ruin everything ever
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 70,965
- Chapters:
- 10/25
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 327
- Kudos:
- 998
- Bookmarks:
- 405
- Hits:
- 16,213
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
24 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
When Flambae went to prison, it didn’t just screw him over; it screwed over his family, too. His sister was devastated, and after he joined the Phoenix Program, she made herself painfully clear: clean up your act, or you’re out of your niece’s life.
So when he gets a tentative invitation to her dance recital, Flambae takes it as his chance. He’ll show up on time. He’ll behave. He’ll take a leap and introduce his family to the guy he’s been seeing, as normal people do. Except the guy bails. The day before. Because apparently that’s “too much commitment”, whatever that means.
Now backed into a corner, Flambae needs a last-minute stand-in. Someone calm. Normal and unassuming. Someone who isn’t a walking red flag. Which is how he ends up roping the newly minted, normie dispatcher into being his pretend boyfriend for the evening— because admitting he got dumped doesn’t exactly scream I’ve got my life together.
~Or the fake-dating, enemies-to-lovers Flambert fic I’ve been craving.
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
24 Feb 2026
-
Hybrid Scales by KawaiiBlue18
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic Park - All Media Types
11 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
After her fateful death, a woman finds herself reborn into an alternative universe of the 2015 Jurassic World movie, but not quite in the way one would expect
Series
- Part 1 of villian and violent, infant and innocent
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
23 Feb 2026
-
villian and violent, infant and innocent by KawaiiBlue18
Fandom Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
11 Jan 2026
Summary
Self-insert Indominus series where I struggle to make the Jurassic World canon sound more logical and a smidge more scientifically accurate dinosaurs
Main Series:
1) Hybrid Scales (In progress) - Canon rewrite of the first Jurassic World movie
2) Name Pending (Not started) - Follows the aftermath of the movieNot part of the main series:
1) Hybrid Scales Archive (Complete) - The original version of chapter 5 of Hybrid Scales that was massively edited
2) Name Pending (Not started/Still considering making) - A spinoff alternative universe of the events of Hybrid Scales if Irene had lived- Words:
- 43,402
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 17
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
23 Feb 2026
-
Secondary When Compared To You by I_dont_know_anything_im_sorry
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Sep 2021
Tags
Summary
Liu Qingge was dying.
They were in the Ling Xi Caves and Liu Qingge had started to Qi deviate and he'd gone on a rampage and-
He'd started to die.
He was dying and it would be Shen Qingqiu's fault.
Shen Qingqiu couldn't let it be his fault, he couldn't.
(Shen Qingqiu couldn't let Liu Qingge die.)
But Liu Qingge was already dying when he was supposed to live.
What was the cost he had to pay for Liu Qingge to live?
It's more fluffy than it looks, I swear.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,033
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 100
- Kudos:
- 3,145
- Bookmarks:
- 728
- Hits:
- 24,569
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
21 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Flambae.” Robert’s eyes widen as he tries and fails to keep his voice from pitching with anxiety. He won’t beg over the group line, but it’s a close thing. “Flambae, I’m giving you an order. If you don’t wait for the others, I’m benching you.”
Robert can feel eyes on him; his coworkers must be turning at his audible distress, but he can only concern himself with the floor opening up beneath his shitty office chair and threatening to swallow him whole.
“Fuck you.” Flambae doubles down with real, tangible conviction.
When a red icon pops up alerting Robert that Flambae has turned his earpiece off, his ribs cave in on themselves. On screen, Flambae erupts and is gone in the blink of an eye.
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
20 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Flambert Prison Mates AU
Robert is trying to investigate a criminal organization while also trying not to stare at his cellmate's hair, Flambae is slowly becoming weirdly protective of the "feral little shit" he's rooming with, and approximately seven hundred desserts changing hands. It's fine. Everything's fine. Robert is definitely not catching feelings for a man who would absolutely incinerate him if he knew the truth. Definitely not.
(Spoiler: He is. He so, so is.)
Bookmarked by traipsingthrough234
20 Feb 2026