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Fandoms

  1. Thursday (US Band) (117)
  2. L.S. Dunes (Band) (68)
  3. Fall Out Boy (68)
  4. My Chemical Romance (33)
  5. Jonas Brothers (22)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    A personal collection of my works from the bandom Kinktober challenge of 2021. These are unrelated/disconnected oneshots, ranging in length between about 450 to 2,000 words in an attempt to meet a prompt from each day of the challenge.

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    28,299
    Works:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
  2. Summary

    A collection of my works written for both the Bandom Kinktober and Schlocktober challenges of October 2025. All works are unrelated to and/or disconnected from one another, but may be connected to other fics where specified. Evidently, I did not write for all 31 days of either challenge.

    Words:
    15,028
    Works:
    7
  3. Summary

    Fics set in the Thursday dystopian AU inspired by YA literature, focused on the relationship between Tom and Andrew as they navigate the reality of the world that has been built around them—and one another's roles in its future.

    Words:
    20,891
    Works:
    2
  4. Summary

    A series of companion pieces that I have written to go along with StarlessEyes_remain's fic Lonely Shadow, seeing as we brainstorm the main fic together so often that I've had had so many ideas to add context and background to some of it.

    Words:
    10,265
    Works:
    6
  5. Summary

    A series of Thursday fics that begin with a lost sex tape in 2002 and explores the relationships - romantic and sexual - between the band members in the following years. Despite that the title of this universe is "Sex Tape 'Verse," not every fic in the series will feature a sex tape (or even sex).

    The series is ordered based on chronological order (when they take place) and not the posting order of the fics.

    Words:
    39,854
    Works:
    18

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 6

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    “If you kiss me again will I die in truth?”

    “I couldn’t say.” Beric is so full of questions and Thoros is so devoid of answers.

    “Let’s find out.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    115

    13 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 13

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    By request: An edited version of my Athelnar series, for those not into the NC-17 level sex scenes.

    There IS still plenty of sex in here. There are far too many critical conversations and plot points that happen during sex scenes for me to redact them entirely. I have, however, toned it down considerably. It's a lot more euphemistic, a few scenes are fade-to-black, and I did cut a couple of PWPs entirely. It's more or less on par with canon sex, though probably closer to the unedited versions than the ones History airs. (Also, the non-con warnings are for references, not actual non-con scenes.)

    Basically, if you're not squeamish about sex in general but you'd rather read for plot than porn, this is your version.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,399
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    5,452

    06 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 6

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    A 'Trans Athelstan' fic series

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    15,223
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    6

    04 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 25

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    Athelstan is sent on errand to Kattegat for the first time by himself. He doesn't come back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,737
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1,912

    03 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 52

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    Pain and murmuring woke Ragnar. The pain was entire.. the murmurs were easier to ignore but more distracting, as Ragnar tried, with bleary eyes, to watch his priest's lips form the soft, unrecognizable words of prayer, steady and repetitive.

    “Do not try to bring your God here, Athelstan, I think it will be too cold for him. He will not want to come.”

    -

    In the haze of his dying moments, Ragnar dwells on one of his fondest memories

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,187
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    414
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    6,922

    30 Jan 2026