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Taking an early leave from military work is virtually impossible if you want to make quite literally anything out of yourself in the future, but taking an early leave from active war? There’s only two kinds of those, and Technoblade wasn’t looking to be anybody's Old Yeller. But Techno’s pretty sure his current, undocumented, never-before-seen plan of successfully escaping your own side of the war is one for the books.
Alien abduction, most likely, is a strategy not many have refined. He hadn’t really planned on being the first to try either, but revolution waits for no man.
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Technoblade is yoinked from a human space-war and placed in a replicated habitat of a foreign planet by some of the most immoral alien ecologists ever. Seriously aren't people who pursue that kind of education usually borderline hippies? What is their- oh and Technoblade has gone and domesticated the wolf-like predatory alien species. Well, ok, maybe the captors had a fair interest. His psyche is getting a little strange with the years of social deprivation being stacked onto genuine wilderness survival and total isolation but yay space doggies! He gains a reputation and a son along the way to his well deserved retirement.