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    At the beginning of his senior year, Nursey immediately (if unwillingly) realizes two things in quick succession.

    One: A large portion of the Samwell student body is apparently into Dex, even if the guy is completely oblivious to this fact.

    And two: For reasons that Nursey refuses to verbalize, he has a pretty big problem with that.

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    06 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Napoleon has a problem. He has strong feelings for his Russian partner and he’s pretty sure those feelings are reciprocated. The problem is work – and sometimes Gaby – keeps getting in the way.

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    Four (or maybe 5) times they almost kissed and the one time they did.

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    20 Oct 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 9

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    24 Dec 2020

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    Simon Snow is just like everyone else. He has a job managing a bakery and dirty mugs piling up in his room. Except for just one thing: he moonlights as a superhero, The Golden Blade, official protector of Watford City. And a new nemesis has arisen, wreaking havoc and mayhem upon the citizens: the sinister, mysterious Vampire. Simon has to find out what Vampire is up to, all while keeping his identity a secret from everyone - including his prickly flatmate, Baz.

    Superhero AU (non-magical) filled with action, pining, baking, oblivious boys, and, of course, plotting. (There's always plotting.)

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    08 May 2020

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    There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.

    Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.

    So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?

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    28 Mar 2020