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  1. Summary

    Completely disconnected Eraserjoke things I just wanted to put them all in one place lol

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Why don’t you ever laugh?”

     

     

    Or: a question that Aizawa Shouta would rather not be asked, and its surprising answer.

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    18 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    After a disastrous mess of emotions and a big joke at his expense in high school, Shouta Aizawa decided that he was never going to let himself feel that way again.

    That is until he meets a persistent woman with sea green hair that seems to actually hold something genuine underneath her overly jovial hero persona

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    18 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Aizawa Shouta has never been one for dreams, but he supposes this one is acceptably rational.

    OR: recently-graduated nobodies Loud Cloud, Present Mic, and Eraserhead try their hand at a hero agency. It's little more than a dilapidated warehouse for their lifetime supply of instant ramen with a handful of cases a week and one very persistent visitor, but it's their disaster.

    Or something equally irrational.

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    18 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    It has been said there exists 12 steps of human physical intimacy -

    Eye to body
    Eye to eye
    Voice to voice
    Hand to hand
    Hand to shoulder
    Hand to waist
    Face to face
    Hand to head
    Hand to body
    Mouth to body
    Hand to genital
    Genital to genital

    This is a series to explore these steps between Eraserhead and Ms. Joke, as a writing exercise and a sort of character study.

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    18 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    18 Feb 2026