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Stu might have discovered something about himself when he secured that dog collar around his neck.
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Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? Read on... by unnecessary
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
24 Nov 2025
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I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen’s guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
(Marty meets Rust for the first time on Thanksgiving. On Craigslist.)
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Walt made sure they were alone before he asked casually, “Do you know an Ignacio Varga?”
Jesse snorted, for a moment just like the old Jesse. “You mean Nacho? Yeah, he’s Mike’s boyfriend.” He eyed Walt, the suspicious stink-eye returning. “Why?”
Walt meets Nacho after the events of S05 E07. Nacho tells Walt his thoughts about the situation.
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The Bluth family tries to hire a new lawyer. The lawyer has an uncanny resemblance to Lindsay and Tobias’s marriage counselor. Things get heated.
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Nacho learns the old man’s name. He volunteers to bring him his money. And things change between them.
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- Part 2 of Alluvium
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Sid sat on his bed, and could hear the frame creak with age and his weight. “So where’s the cardboard cutout you used to have of me?”
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23 Feb 2026
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Nate wakes up hungover to find out that pictures of him making out with a guy are circulating the internet. PR tells him he has to pretend to have a boyfriend until the situation dies down, and Cale stumbles into the role.
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- Part 51 of Men's Hockey RPF
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23 Feb 2026
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Unknown Number: Congrats on going 1st overall, bud! It’s a good club to be in. I’m sure with Taylor and Ryan on your team, they’ve got you covered in first overall advice, but if you need anything, don’t hesitate to reach out. I know it can get a bit crazy some years with all the media hype and I’m not sure Taylor or Ryan dealt with as much of it as you have to.
Unknown Number: This is Sid, by the way.
Connor’s jaw drops. Sidney Crosby, texting him. Holy shit.
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- Part 15 of Men's Hockey RPF
- Part 1 of First Overall
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20 Feb 2026
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His body is good for two things: hockey and sex—even then, the latter comes with an asterisk. He’s good at being available for sex, he supposes, and that is a thought he cannot afford to entertain.
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- Part 1 of yes, i come back
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09 Feb 2026
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Bertie starts seeing someone. And that someone is not Jeeves. Rummy circs.
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26 Dec 2025