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  1. Summary

    Three short fanfics written by request from Con O'Neill for his event Izzy Into Me? with Momentus, benefiting the World Central Kitchen. This event was held on February 9, 2025, and involved Con singing, telling stories, reading an original poem, and surprise appearances by Kristian Nairn, Samba Schutte, and Vico Ortiz to read these stories with Con. All readers received their works ahead of time and were eagerly consenting to read them live at the event. Viewers of the event received many content warnings via email and when they purchased tickets about the adult and risque nature of the the event.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    In 1850s Montreal, Shane Hollander serves as a clerk in a general store frequented by one Mr. Ilya Rozanov--a vampire who passes as a human. However, when Ilya comes across Shane bleeding out from a brutal attack, Ilya turns him into a vampire in order to save him.

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    03 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    Shane and Ilya trade favorite porn videos. Somehow it’s very romantic.

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    02 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    “Why do you even want a dog anyways?”

    Ilya steps closer to Shane, forcing his gaze upwards from where he sits on the couch. “I’d like to have a pet that’s obedient. Loyal.” He traces his fingers along Shane’s bicep, his collarbone, before curling his fingers through Shane’s hair, gently tugging his head back to force his eye contact. “Eager to please.”

    ilya buys a collar, shane realizes the joy of being a puppy, they both get a little feral.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Newly traded to the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya Rozanov is so close to having everything he’d never thought he was allowed to want. He can see the man he loves more than four times a year, he’s surrounded by a team who supports him through his injury, and Shane’s parents have unhesitatingly accepted him as part of the family.

    Except his lingering concussion symptoms have kept him sidelined from hockey, his boyfriend is still two hours away, their schedules are a disaster, and Shane’s team is, well…it’s full of assholes. There must be a way to make this all work out.

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    A sequel to a whump fanfiction with more whump…that is also, secretly, a fix-it.

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    19 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    Alpha Ilya Rozanov decides that his omega would benefit from maintenance spankings! This fic will feature a few scenes showing Ilya trying out various routines to decide what works best for Shane.

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    Note: Set in an omegaverse AU where discipline/spanking of omegas is common and expected.

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    18 Feb 2026