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It's not that Jaina doesn't like dogs, really. She's just terrified. She probably should have mentioned that before she and Sylvanas really started to seriously date.
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Lirath survives the Second War, but the Third still demands the life of a Windrunner. Sylvanas lives, but at a price- taken captive by the Lich King. But Windrunners will always endure, and when she is freed, they will take Azeroth by storm.
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Sylvanas see a little too much of herself in a bear.
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All Jaina wanted to do was study, and keep her familiar from eating everything he could get his paws on. All Sylvanas wanted to do was serve her homeland, and maybe strangle the Prince. But a chance meeting between the two will not only change those goals, but their very fates.
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It's the morning after the ill-fated escapade with the infused wine. Sylvanas is not happy.
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The Times Jaina Accidentally Got Her Gf High by useless_lesbean
Fandom World of Warcraft
06 Jun 2019
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In which a golden retriever is a wingman, Rumi spends too much time limping around the neighborhood after escaping nepotism and the married couple next door has somehow become the most important part of her life. (Help)
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06 Feb 2026
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Tough As Nails (and built for breaking) by Apollomutt
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
10 Mar 2026
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”Medic!” She barked, voice booming in the panicked disarray that was in her damn way. Security at least got the memo and suddenly people were being moved away from her path.
There he was, the lead act had called out that a man was struggling. Rumi could see him now, clutching desperately at his chest and wheezing as he went down.
Glorious.
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Their third hasn’t been found years in but on some random blustering November day a man collapses during a set and a woman with patterns launches into action so fast they can’t even process what’s happening. Or that this demon seems to be channeling the honmoon into her medical care. Rumi just wants to keep doing her wildly traumatizing job why do these two women think she wants to join their K-pop band?
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06 Feb 2026
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paint my frozen heart with fire by arendellesfirstwinter
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
02 Feb 2026
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So that’s it, huh.
Mira does a better job at stifling her tears than Zoey, but she still feels a few warm drops run down her cheeks.
The hopes and dreams of being an idol at Sunlight Entertainment—hell, of being anything—are gone with a handwave from some guy in a suit and a paper that says “Thanks for auditioning”.
Before she can storm out as quickly as possible to save what little face she has left, Mira turns on her heel and freezes at the sight of Celine, the CEO of Sunlight Entertainment, watching her. That odd woman with the purple braid and mask floats behind her, eyes gleaming.
“Mira. Zoey.” Celine steps towards them. “Before you leave, I have an offer I’d like you to consider.”
Or: When Mira and Zoey, both running from difficult pasts, audition to become idols at Sunlight Entertainment (famous for its mysterious headliner idol Hunter) and fail, all hopes of meeting and training under Hunter go out the window until Celine makes them a different, surprise offer: train under Celine’s unknown ward Rumi instead.
(“Why us?” Zoey asks.
“Honestly,” Rumi says, “I think you're both really weird.”
Oh. Mira might kill her.)
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06 Feb 2026
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Five Times Rumi Was Hit By a Bus (and one time where she is hit again, just for good measure) by tenderlumberjack
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
25 Sep 2025
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Rumi had learned a long time ago that her body was… more resilient than the average human. She wasn't invincible. Her body still bent and broke and popped and bled in an irritatingly human way sometimes. However she tended to heal at a supernatural rate. A broken arm healed in a matter of minutes. A gash closed over in a handful of seconds. The honmoon helped to speed up the healing of its hunters, but not to this level. Not to this extreme.
Still, the first time Rumi gets hit by a bus she is immensely grateful that 1) it is her and not one of her girls that was hit, 2) her demon healing has already started to repair her snapped spine as she careens through the air and 3) that Zoey and Mira are still in the alley way and won't have to watch this happen.
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- Part 1 of Polytrix Palate Cleansers
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10 Jan 2026
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In hindsight, it should have been obvious. The way Rumi refused to go to the bathhouse, her bizarre relationship with Celine, this whole thing with the Saja Boys? Mira prided herself on reading people, and she felt stupid for not seeing it sooner. The pieces were all there, just waiting to be put together.
Rumi was gay.
The night after the joint signing with the Saja Boys, Mira went to confront Rumi about her ongoing weird behavior. Instead of letting hurt feelings drive the conversation, Mira took a minute to try and figure out what might be wrong. Unfortunately, she came to the completely wrong conclusion.
Misunderstandings ensue. They talk it out.
For better or worse, everything changes.
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- Part 2 of it gets dumber
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18 Oct 2025