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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    There had always been a silent countdown on their arrangement. One or the other of them had to rip the bandaid eventually; there was only so long you could keep a fuck buddy arrangement going, and Ilya would know, because he was a disaster who fucked all his friends. First Sveta, then Sasha and then...could he even call Shane a friend, with nearly a decade of media coverage telling the world they hated each other?

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Rozanov posts on Instagram a lot. Not on his feed, but his stories.

    Every time he lands in a city, he posts a story. Usually it's just back of his seat, or sometimes the view out the window—on the tarmac, never anything exciting, one of just many cities their lives are broken up into—and a location tag. Low effort.

    It’s pretty obvious what it is. Guys laugh about it, call it Rozanov’s Fuck Signal. The easiest way to get the hot girls who follow him to slide into his DMs.

    Easy pussy.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Ilya smiles. Fuck him. Seriously. Fuck him. “How many times can you come?” 

    “Dunno,” Shane says, hands flat against the curve of Ilya’s back. He runs so hot. Shane wants to lick him all over, sink his teeth into the hard knots of his muscle. “Maybe twice?” 

    “Fuck,” Ilya whispers, and dips down again to slot their mouths together. There’s a helpless quality to the movement that makes Shane feel like a goddamn king. “Can I try?” 

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    Ilya finds out for himself how many times Shane can come.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Rozanov adjusted his towel, and Shane’s eyes were drawn to the motion like magnets.

    “Well, if I come to 1410 tonight at nine o’clock…” Rozanov said casually, leaving the question open.

    “I might open,” Shane responded. He shouldn’t have entertained this conversation at all, he knew. He knew how dangerous this could be, for so many reasons and for both of them. But he also wanted, so, so badly. He wanted to be touched, he wanted to feel good, and he wanted Rozanov to be the one to give that to him. He wanted Rozanov.

    Rozanov nodded, like this was the expected response, and shrugged casually. “I might knock,” he said, then walked away to his own locker where his things were stashed.

     

    Or, a trans Shane rewrite of their first time.

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    05 Feb 2026