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you were a secret to yourself (you couldn't keep from anyone else) by whatitis
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
08 Mar 2026
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“Weird,” Kirara says. “You look all cute, but you’re really a little shit.”
“Whatever. At least I got to contribute things before I got knocked out,” she sniffs. “Which one are you, anyways? I know you’re not Okkotsu, but there’s so many of you weirdos…”
“Hoshi Kirara.” Kirara feels around her face again, frowning. “They didn’t tell us Kyoto had a witch.”
“And they didn’t tell us Tokyo had a bunch of annoying jerks. I’m Nishimiya Momo, and I’m not a witch,” the witch says haughtily.
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Hoshi Kirara experiences her first (and only) exchange event. She experiences some other things, too.
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“It’s heretical. You’re comparing this idiot—” Werner gestures at Baltas with his free hand, “to the Creator?”
“He is?” Baltas sounds irritatingly flattered.
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The making of a Christmas ale. Originally featured in Palimpsest: Labors of November.
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with my face pressed up against love's glass by whatitis
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 May 2025
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Yuta's four first kisses, plus the one that counted.
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“Wait,” Zarina objects, setting down her pen and paper, “how do you have more years of being a pirate than of being on the water at all?”
“I’m a go-getter and self-starter.”
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Captain Ace Visconti, separated from his crew by a series of events that were definitely, absolutely not his fault, strikes a deal with the notorious Ash Williams. It's mutually unbeneficial.
Kazan Yamaoka, unsatisfied and unhappy civil servant, is hired to find a sailing crew's previous captain. His misgivings about the strange group aside, he can't resist a hunt.
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for the no longer young by whatitis
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Aug 2024
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"It’s fine. He’s free. He’s never been freer—untied from the yoke of the council and all the obligations of being a first-grade sorcerer, and he’ll never be asked for overtime again. No cubicle: no office. This is the life that he wanted.
“Ah, Nanamin looks like he’s going to throw up,” Mimiko pipes up from the backseat."
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Under no circumstances will Nanami Kento buy his boss a birthday present.
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pagan angel and a borrowed car by whatitis
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 May 2024
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It's 2018, and Si-woo is going to turn a profit.
It's been over a decade since the Star Plasma Vessel incident, and everyone has moved on, which is to say nobody ever moves on. Corpses walk again. Cycles persist. Gong Si-woo is still in the business of selling pain, like he's always been, but the stakes get raised in Shibuya, and his greatest success and biggest failure is back in his life, for however much longer he can make his life last. Still, nothing can stop him from taking advantage of a tragedy.
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The Entity lets go.
Yui Kimura is plagued by dreams and visions and memories of a place that seems to have freed her and of a friend she can't quite remember. No one escapes death, she hears—except they all did. They've managed the impossible, and all they have to show for it is a life that's passed them by and a doom they might not be able to outrun after all.
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haunted by whatitis
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Apr 2024
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Rika Orimoto is a girl with a ghost haunting her, or perhaps it's the other way around. Given a death sentence and then an indefinite suspension, she's forced to navigate a world that's infinitely hostile to her and contend with the fact she can't let go.
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just dumb enough to try by whatitis
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
15 Apr 2024
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“Thought you would be gone by now,” he adds, more casual than a question. Si-woo likewise doesn’t bother with an answer.
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One month in 2003.
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"HUX-A7-13 has hands as smooth as glass. The replication of flesh is remarkable—and it is a replication, not a growth of cloned human cells—but it is a needless expense to simulate fingerprints. A serial number is stamped into their code if one needs to be distinguished, which is rarely the case. They’re interchangeable. They have no more identity than a satellite radio."
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End Transmission.
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"Hope dies slow, of course: hope struggles and fights for life as a dove suffocating in the poacher’s grip, because he can’t possibly be alone. This is Elysium; this is the final resting place of every hero in history. Orion may lie in the stars, but Atalanta rests on the banks of the eternal River. Jason, Theseus, Perseus—little said for the monsters they bled to reach paradise, but Patroclus supposes they too find their finality in the depths of Hades. Tartarus, perhaps. An eternity of torment is still an eternity."
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Dionysus attempts to entice the Hero of Greece into a friendly offer. (Originally featured in the Dionysus Zine.)
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- English
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- Chapters:
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"Through the endless reaches of this dark, dimension we have made an astonishing discovery: a tower like a lighthouse in a thick ocean of fog calling out to us with music. Several of us recognized the melody and rushed through the fog to find the tower abandoned by its past occupants."
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An expansion on the House of Arkham stories from the Rift, featuring Elaine Fairfield and others left behind.
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Shattered Bloodline, Cursed Legacy—in other words, four ways of coming to the same conclusions about where fathers belong in a horror story.
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i can hardly believe i've found you (and i'm terrified by that) by whatitis
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game)
01 Aug 2021
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“We see far worse out here than an urban legend, I think.” Adam laughed softly, and Felix had the decency to look sheepish.
“I don’t know,” he said, moving just enough to press against Adam’s side with a shiver. “I guess whatever my mind can come up with to fill in the story is scarier than these killers.”
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Adam tests a thesis.
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“The moment Jonah crosses the threshold, he knows he has made a mistake.”
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An exploration of episode 92, Nothing Beside Remains, and how Jonah Magnus retrieved the bones of his friend.
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no shade in the shadow of the cross by whatitis
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Jun 2017
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Johnny Joestar did not come back to America to just talk.
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The desert is harsh and unforgiving, particularly for someone who is harsh and unforgiving towards himself.
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the predatory wasp of the palisades is out to get us by whatitis
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale
14 Aug 2016
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"I'm serious."
"Hi, serious, my name is Carlos."
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pale green things by whatitis
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
25 Jul 2016
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"Joseph, do you know how many Joestars I've buried?"
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Night Vale tends to take its toll on those who live there.