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A Horse with No Name by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Aug 2024
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Agnes Nutter has lived in Eden Springs almost her entire life, and two weeks ago, she died quietly in her sleep. She left behind Starfall Ranch, and a will with some rather... interesting bequests. Anthony Crowley, a low-on-the-ladder lawyer from Boston, is suddenly charged with executing this will, and is explicitly requested to make a journey to Eden Springs to read it to the town. He's not happy about it, but there is a bonus, and he needs the money, so he goes. Aziraphale Fell, Eden Springs native, only ever wanted a quiet life away from his power-hungry family, where he could content himself with the people he likes best, horses, and his books. Now, after nearly twenty years working Starfall's land and raising prize-winning livestock, Aziraphale finds himself at a loss of what to do when a scowling city-slicker strolls in to potentially take it all away.
When the will is read, nobody is more surprised than Crowley to find out that not only is Starfall being left to not to Aziraphale, but to HIM.
Can our boys set aside their differences long enough to fall in love? Or perhaps even... name a horse? -
Getting Out There by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
29 Jul 2024
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Aziraphale is a legal professor at the end of his medical leave post-car crash, and terrified of leaving his apartment. The university has allowed him to do zoom lectures to ease back in, but the pressure from administration to go back to in-person teaching is growing. Fortunately, Anathema is meddlesome and knows a guy. Enter Crowley, occupational therapist with a special set of skills and a bunch of baggage. Romance and shenanigans ensue.
Inspired by art/writing prompt from Gleafer! https://www.tumblr.com/gleafer
original prompt: "Mr. Fell is a highly intelligent legal professor who suffers from agoraphobia following a car accident. Luckily, his neighbor has a special 'skill set' to channel all that anxiety. Mr. Fell hires him IMMEDIATELY."This lil story will probably end up being ~5ish chapters, update sched tbd/when I can. Hope you enjoy!
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Best of Times, Worst of Times by whichwitch79
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2024
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Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale meet in 1918 on opposite sides of enemy lines. Crowley fights for the Germans, Aziraphale for the British. They both realize they don't actually want to fight in a war they both consider to be highly unnecessary, and join forces. Throughout the war, the two of themwind up cracking codes for the British, dabbling in some light espionage, and (of course), falling in love. The war ends, and things fall apart when a death in the family forces Aziraphale to consider his life, and unfortunately those considerations don't include Crowley. Ten years later, Crowley is a private detective in New York City--he's carved a life for himself here, and is doing a great (read: terrible) job of forgetting a certain wartime romance. He certainly wasn't expecting a certain angel to show up on his doorstep unannounced. Can our boys solve crime together like the good ol days, and heal ten years of pining?
tldr: ineffable husbands become unlikely allies during ww1, break up, and reunite in the roaring twenties
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Happy Fuckmas to All, and to All a Good Night by whichwitch79
Fandoms: DR. SEUSS - Works, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! - Dr. Seuss, The Christmas Chronicles (Movies), Kurt Russell - Fandom, How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), The Grinch (2018)
21 Feb 2023
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Mayor Ned McDodd is happy enough in his marriage. Everyone tells him he hit the jackpot. He likes his job too--he's the Mayor of Whoville, for Grinch's sake. It's a little stressful around Christmas, sure, but shouldn't seeing the holiday joy on everyone in Whoville's faces be enough? Shouldn't it? If only his Christmas wish could be granted. He's had the same wish since he was 11. Please Santa, can't you see the Mayor's been ever so good this year?
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Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber have loved one another since the beginning. One day, their longing overpowers them and they make sweet, sweet vegetable love. But.... whose kitchen do they live in? And why does she need a last minute dildo? In today's story, we ponder the question, if God is real, why would he separate two such lovers?
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Rose Landry has a rough year and escapes to Shane and Ilya's cottage for a much needed getaway
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16 Feb 2026
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sunshine by moonlightdances
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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The prickling heat was worsening with each second, the air stifling and impossible to breathe through. Ilya opened up his hidden folder, the one he’d never admitted to having, and sobbed the moment Shane’s face smiled up at him. He spared a glance out the window and saw green and brown terrain rapidly approaching and fuck, he was going to throw up or pass out if he looked, so he looked back at the picture, breathing through his panic until a shaky smile landed on his face, his tears drying on his cheeks from the heat. A dull sense of calm settled over him even as each breath burned his lungs and his ears had long stopped processing sound from the screeching and alarms and screaming. Shane, he thought as he stared at the picture, running his thumb over the curves of Shane’s mouth, over the freckles bridging his cheekbones, over the temples he’d pressed kisses against more times than he could count. I love you.
or, the plane scene from tlg but angstier
Bookmarked by whichwitch79
16 Feb 2026
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the trials and tribulations of love languages by moonlightdances
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Jan 2026
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Every single example online of the love languages could fit Ilya to some degree – Shane had never thought about it before, but now that he knew, it was a problem that he didn’t know Ilya’s. He already wasn’t fluent in Russian, despite his attempt at learning, and he refused to be behind on another of Ilya’s languages.
Shane looked down at Ilya, still passed out asleep in his arms, and nodded to himself, ready to run a series of experiments until he found what worked for Ilya.
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16 Feb 2026
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hollanov break the internet by moonlightdances
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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feelingshanetastic
not hollander yelling at rozanov LMFAO someone get roz out of there
IlyaRozanov81 ✅
do not get me out of anywhere, i like it here.
feelingshanetastic
HELLO??thathollanovfan
Why is no one talking about how comfortable Ilya’s thighs look OMG, @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer wanna share?
ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer ✅
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16 Feb 2026
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i really hope you're gonna get out soon by taywrites11
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
08 Feb 2026
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Sochi Olympics, 2014.
"MASSIVE ICLOUD HACK REVEALS PRIVATE PHOTOS, MESSAGES, VIDEOS OF HUNDREDS OF OLYMPIC ATHLETES"
Ilya feels a trickle of unease down his spine. He shakes it off impatiently as he clicks on the article.
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15 Feb 2026