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“Does the rowing team usually grope ‘potential’ members?” Felix asks, leaning in.
Oliver’s hands slide away and leave a trail of curious goosebumps. “Only in special cases.”
AKA The Rowing Team AU.
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“Yeah, she doesn't want you hanging around when she's out trying to have a good time.”
“Hmm.”
“You understand what I mean, don't you?”
Oliver looked back up at him, purposefully oblivious. “Not exactly.”
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Annabel has a crazy ex who won't leave her alone. Felix tries to help out with mixed results.
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Don't Be So Vanilla by whointheheck
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
13 Sep 2019
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Barbara didn't know why Adam had gotten back into woodworking, but she wasn't going to complain about it.
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“You have such a sweet husband.” April said with a smile as they helped the students put on face paint to finish up their costumes.
Alice, who was being decorated as a poinsettia, looked up at that with her wide searching eyes.
“Oh, I—” Kara didn’t know what to say, and let out a stumbled. “Thank you.”
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gives you hell by glindauplands
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her (1992), Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
02 Jun 2025
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It dawns on her, a terrible realization: for the first time in her life, Madeline knows she has lost to Helen Sharp.
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(Or: Madeline represses, Helen rebels, and it all comes eventually crashing down between them.)Bookmarked by whointheheck
05 Jun 2025
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i love you, you're my four by borrowthemoonlight
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
23 Mar 2025
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“You’re telling me you’d still want me if I dressed the way I used to? If I never drank the potion?” Helen asks with a smirk, but Madeline only feels confused.
“Wait, what?”
“In fact, don’t answer that. I don’t wanna know.”
“Wait, what?” Madeline repeats, a new urgency to her tone, almost dropping the paintbrush.
Bookmarked by whointheheck
05 Jun 2025
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Zou Zou Bisou! by mynameisjasminemasters
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
25 May 2025
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In the last 12 hours since they left the still writhing stain on the ground that was Ernest Menville - he’ll be fine, Mad chirped , his hand looked like it could sign divorce papers - they had stopped in 17 different boutiques, signed, selfied, and hugged 36 fans, dodged four calls from the police, all while Madeline refused to let go of her hand, nails digging in even when Helen insisted she needed to use the bathroom.
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Mad and Hel run off to Paris! Oui oui!Bookmarked by whointheheck
05 Jun 2025
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stop teasing, bitch by foxxay
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
27 Apr 2025
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“You like this, don’t you?”
Madeline’s voice was meant for Bobby.
But her eyes never left Helen’s.
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05 Jun 2025
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Home is a four-letter word and it’s spelled W A D E by Curupia
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Logan - Fandom, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Wolverine (Movies), X-Men (Movieverse)
12 Oct 2025
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