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    One very rainy day after the disappearance of "Irene Adler", Sherlock pays William a surprise visit with an even more surprising request.

    William decided to have some fun.

     

    Note: Bond is trans and a man, Sherlock just doesn't know that yet-

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    21 Jan 2026

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    How Booker, having crossed a line, is driven by stormy exile to his home country in France; and how from thence he made his course to some kind of equilibrium; and of the things that befell him; and in what manner Sebastien le Livre came back to his own country.

    Booker shoots the albatross, fails to die, and makes his peace.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    I love my depressed French alcoholic

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    Book one ends with two major diffrences: 1. Sokka went on the mission with Hahn (it did not go well) 2. Zhao survives the North Pole and that proves unfortunate for everybody (except Zhao, obviously) 

    Imprisoned on Zhao’s war ship, Sokka and Zuko have to work together to survive. They are not very enthusiastic about this prospect. 

    And they argue. 

    A lot. 

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    20 May 2025

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    There's something strange about Commodore Norrington. A fortuitous and disastrous meeting puts Jack in a position to figure out what it is that Norrington's been hiding. James finds himself cornered: he must make a decision that will greatly affect the path of his life - and Jack's as well.

    Takes place after CotBP, ignores all sequel movies (excepting elements that I borrow as I see fit). Story is complete.

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    27 Mar 2025

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    SWASHBUCKLING MOTHERFUCKLING!!!!

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    Once there was a story of a thief who found the town called Ruhenheim.

    For Johan, Ruhenheim was never going to be a town.

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    25 Mar 2025

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    Wait so the gays can be happy????? Revolutionary