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    “Depending on how soon we find them, the organs are harvested and sold on the black market,” Bacta explained. “We also switch their number with someone slated for decom or recom if possible.”
    Hazard stared at him. This was it; this was his breaking point.
    “What?”

    (BTHB: Sole survivor)

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  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    “What changed in a matter of minutes?” Obi-Wan asked incredulously. He was used to Anakin pulling some wild stunts but less so from Ahsoka.

    “That would be because – and I am quoting captain Rex here – commander Tano is an absolute menace, sir,” Cody answered.

    “That’s not a real answer,” Helix frowned.

    “Actually, no, that’s a very astute reasoning,” Obi-Wan sighed and pinched his nose bridge. “She takes after her master in that regard.”

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    OR:

    Ahsoka Tano is a menace.

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  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    "When someone hits you, take the hit. Look back up at them, and grin in their face. This unsettles them. This means you are in control."

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    "When someone hits you, take the hit. Crumple to the floor. Go limp and stay there. They'll get bored and leave soon enough."


    On the evening of a military ball none of them really want to go to, Anakin and Obi-Wan have very different advice to give Rex and Cody, respectively.


    Podfic of Etiquette Lessons (Type A, Type B) by ghostwriterofthemachine

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    A puddle of water.

    One fucking puddle of water.

    Padmé didn't suspect anything.

    Or; how a puddle of water changed Anakin and Padmé’s lives

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    Ahsoka Tano knew she was destined for great things as Anakin Skywalker's Padawan. She never expected to find a family in the Jedi order, nor with the clones she served with.

    Disaster lineage shenanigans (Rex included) with a pinch of angst and a dash of fluff.

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