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Meanings And Assumptions by Faithless_3105 for Trueliarose, razz, Qtheallpowerful
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2024
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Severus Snape was working in his little florists, content with his lot in the world. He had his freedom, as well as his quiet little shop, and he was free to do whatever he wanted. He was content with his lot, even if he wasn’t particularly happy. Of course things were never going to stay that way when none other than Harry Potter stormed in demanding a 'fuck you' bouquet. Severus had no idea who it was that had earned the saviour's ire in that way, but he was very curious about who it was. He had an urge to make them pay himself, even without knowing what their offence was. It didn’t mrahe had feelings for Harry though, honest, even if the young man had really grown into his looks.
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07 Dec 2025
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Harry has enough.
The Ministry is a bunch of morons. Cedric is dead, Voldemort has returned, but no one wants to listen. During his trial, he loses it.
This is the last time the wizarding world hears of Harry Potter... Until years later.
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- Part 3 of Mostly dark Tomarry fanfics
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07 Dec 2025
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Harry is concerned over his relationship with Severus. Having been together for over a year and nothing progressing, he assumes the worse.
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Written for the prompt: Harry has some kind of accident and can only speak in Parseltongue, which drives Snape mad with desire. Can be taken seriously or as crack, with Snape jumping Harry every time he says something.
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Severus Snape was not one for ‘dating’. It fell to him, then, to capture himself a Mate.
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- Part 1 of The Monstrous Collection
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18 Oct 2022
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FIW2WALVO
YALEX
HARRY - ALEX
SNAPE - YASSENYASSEN SENT TO KILL ALEX, FALLS UNDER HEAT
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Alex Rider decides that stabbing Alan Blunt with his steak knife is more appealing than a career in espionage. This gets him sent to Gibraltar and eventually he makes his way to Scorpia. Mildly cracked!Alex. Mentor! Nile and Yassen. Gordon can’t stop laughing.