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    “So, let me get this straight.”
    “You mean ‘gay’?” Satoru interjects, earning an eye roll from Suguru.
    “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend? So, we wouldn’t be going as friends, but as a couple?”
    “Exactly.” Satoru nods, taking another big bite out of his slice of pizza.

    Delicious.
    Free food tastes so much better than food he’s had to pay for.

    “Okay, don’t take offence when I ask you this, but are you out of your fucking mind?!” Suguru looks like he’s about to lose his mind, if Satoru is being honest.
    This can’t be that hard to grasp, can it?

    Or

    Satoru really can’t take one more year of countless questions about his dating life and being unsuccessfully set up with yet another woman by his parents.
    So he does the only logical thing. He gets himself a fake boyfriend.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    Satoru is a Grim Reaper. He’s good at his job. He’s efficient, professional (mostly), and just the right amount of charming.

    But when he arrives at a hospital to collect his next soul, he finds a problem. Geto Suguru, very much alive, sitting up in bed, staring straight at him.

    “Hey,” Suguru says, blinking. “You lost?”

    Satoru, who has never been seen by a living human before, panics. He drops his scythe. Suguru picks it up. The hospital fire alarm goes off (probably unrelated).

    And somehow, instead of taking Suguru’s soul, Satoru ends up…dating him.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    It’s terrible. Awful.

    The worst dick pic Suguru’s ever gotten in his life. The guy who sent it to him has to be embarrassed. He’ll probably never text Suguru again, too mortified to even apologize.

    Instead, he asks Suguru for pointers on how to make it better, and Suguru is utterly, utterly fucked.

    OR, Satoru accidentally sends Suguru a dick pic.

    Friendship ensues.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Satoru Gojo’s love language is being a menace.

    It takes Suguru an embarrassingly long time to figure this out.

    OR, 5 times Satoru acted like a straight up pest + 1 time Suguru realized how he really feels.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    “You said it yourself, right? That people use those apps to hook up? So, logically…”

    Suguru stares at him, the strangest expression on his face. “You want to find someone to hook up with. You want to date other people.”

    And Satoru’s not expecting Suguru to like - jump up and down, or anything. But he generally gives Satoru some sort of acknowledgement, whether it’s a roll of his eyes or a fond, exasperated sigh.

    Right now, though, he’s just kind of shrinking in on himself, staring at the floor like it’s the most interesting thing he’s ever seen, and that’s -

    “Oh. Are you… breaking up with me, then?”

    …what?

    Fueled by horniness and the certain knowledge that the unrequited love of his life doesn’t like him back, Satoru Gojo resorts to Tinder. His boyfriend, Suguru Geto, has something to say about this.

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    08 Feb 2026