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    13 Feb 2026

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    Hood builds an unusual family post-Pit. The Bats are just as confused by the Merrys as the Merrys are of the Bats. Are they all fighting over custody of a crime lord? No, of course not. That would be ridiculous.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    the au where jason is immortal and mentored by none other than THE sofia gigante

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    06 Feb 2026

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    "You get to forget about all your worries. Something something team bonding. Gossip and girl talk. Et cetera, et cetera."

    Jason's brow furrows harder, this time with a judgemental cast. Out loud, he says, "Is that your whole argument?"

    "Pretty convincing, right?" Steph says, waggling her eyebrows. Jason scoffs. "Listen, if you want to head out, you can. I get it, it's been a long fucking night. But you did me a favor and pitched in and fought some demons or whatever, so the least I can do in return is booze you up."

    She certainly couldn't blame him for leaving—fighting demons tends to sap your social battery. But then again, he didn't have to follow her back to her apartment. He's had every opportunity to call it quits and dip, but he's still here. He's still willing to be around her. That probably counts for something.

    Jason's mouth twists and pinches in on itself. Finally, he sighs, holds up a finger, and says, "One glass. Then I'm going home to take a fucking shower and crash."

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    It actually ends up being more like sixteen.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    gotham city senior dolores patton and the teenaged crime lord she hangs out with sometimes

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    06 Feb 2026