youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
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Baby, It’s Cold Outside (Please, Keep Me Warm) by youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
14 Jan 2025
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“It’s magical, isn’t it?” Miss Holloway said, her tone so light it seemed innocent. “It almost doesn’t look real.”
Duke tore his gaze away from the scenery to give her a very pointed side-eye, “Now darlin’, just what exactly are you implying?”
“I didn’t imply anything,” she singsonged as an incredibly coy smile spread across her lovely face. “Whatever implication you got from my words is just your interpretation.”
In which Duke and Miss Holloway wake up to snow outside <3
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At Last by youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
Fandoms: Anne with an E (TV), Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Montgomery
30 Jul 2024
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Cole wasn't a stranger to completing projects last minute. Last year's College Algebra fiasco wasn't his proudest moment. But now that he's finally able to take classes related to his major, he wants to do it right. At least, that's what he thought. He'd just been informed his art was "missing something." Cole doesn't have a clue how to fix it, and the deadline for his Intro to Painting class' final project was quickly approaching.
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Crooked Grins and Upturned Eyebrows by youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
Fandoms: Anne with an E (TV), Anne of Green Gables - L. M. Montgomery
11 May 2022
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Gilbert Blythe. An enigma of sorts. Cole and Diana certainly had a good time watching Gilbert and Anne’s game of ‘will they-won’t they’. It was always fun sending Diana a secret smile and receiving an amused eye roll; all while Anne rambled on about whatever injustice Gilbert committed against her that day. They had a running tally of all the times Anne mentioned his name. The number was astronomically high. Cole had little personal experience with Gilbert. Other than… that incident.
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Across The Sands by Lulu_Rhythm
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days
31 Dec 2024
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13 Feb 2026
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Hood's Merry Men by Lulu_Rhythm
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
02 Feb 2026
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Hood builds an unusual family post-Pit. The Bats are just as confused by the Merrys as the Merrys are of the Bats. Are they all fighting over custody of a crime lord? No, of course not. That would be ridiculous.
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07 Feb 2026
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crime matriarch and the dog she didn't want by a_alene, Havenesc
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU, The Batman (Movie 2022), The Penguin (US TV 2024)
21 Sep 2025
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the au where jason is immortal and mentored by none other than THE sofia gigante
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06 Feb 2026
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"You get to forget about all your worries. Something something team bonding. Gossip and girl talk. Et cetera, et cetera."
Jason's brow furrows harder, this time with a judgemental cast. Out loud, he says, "Is that your whole argument?"
"Pretty convincing, right?" Steph says, waggling her eyebrows. Jason scoffs. "Listen, if you want to head out, you can. I get it, it's been a long fucking night. But you did me a favor and pitched in and fought some demons or whatever, so the least I can do in return is booze you up."
She certainly couldn't blame him for leaving—fighting demons tends to sap your social battery. But then again, he didn't have to follow her back to her apartment. He's had every opportunity to call it quits and dip, but he's still here. He's still willing to be around her. That probably counts for something.
Jason's mouth twists and pinches in on itself. Finally, he sighs, holds up a finger, and says, "One glass. Then I'm going home to take a fucking shower and crash."
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It actually ends up being more like sixteen.
Bookmarked by youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
06 Feb 2026
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dolly-verse fics by a_alene
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), DCU
24 Nov 2024
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gotham city senior dolores patton and the teenaged crime lord she hangs out with sometimes
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Bookmarked by youcannotkillmeinawaythatmatters
06 Feb 2026