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    There were three things that Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott indisputably had in common.

    1. They were both exceedingly handsome and disgustingly wealthy.
    2. They were used to getting what they wanted.
    3. They were each horribly and irrevocably in love with a war hero.

    Follow Draco and Theo as they attempt to win the affections of Hermione Granger and Harry Potter with a fool-hardy plan born from too much whiskey and even more pining. The plan: Pretend to date each other.

    POV’s alternate between Theo and Draco.

    NOTE: This fic is Dramione and NottPott endgame - there is no romantic relationship between Draco and Theo.

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    '"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

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    “Tell me again to release you, Granger.
    Tell me again that you just want to be friends.”

    It’s been five years since Draco last spoke to Granger. Things are different now, and though earning her trust will be a challenge, he can’t seem to keep himself away.
    Hermione has been busy advocating for elves around the world, but when her breakup with Ron turns her life upside-down, she knows there’s only one person who can help her.

    Alternating POVs between Hermione and Draco. Slow burn, eventual smut, light dom/sub. Diverges from canon after Voldemort's defeat.

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    “I need you to have sex with me.”

    Draco stared at her, sure he had misheard. “Pardon?”

    Hermione looked up at the ceiling, taking a deep breath. “I have it on good— I have heard— oh bloody hell,” she muttered. “I’m bad in bed. I need practice.”

    His lungs had entirely stopped working. “Practice,” he repeated dully.

    “Yes, practice.”

    “At sex.”

    “At sex.”

    “And you came to me why?”

    “Because what else are we going to do here this month?”

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    22 Jun 2025

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