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Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
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15 Jul 2025
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Serious crack and utter fun, with an unstated Addams flair and many explosions.
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‘ Harry looked at Dumbledore and then the goblin. "Er. Hello, sir. I learned something about the break in last July. I mean I figured out who did it and all that. And I accidentally … well, I have to apologize. I think I stole something from you by accident and I need to apologize."
The goblin looked both angry and confused. The Headmaster looked concerned. "Stole? How can you accidentally steal from us?"
"Er. Well, I accidentally stopped you from catching the guy. So in a way, I stole your chance at justice. Or revenge. Or whatever." The Headmaster looked thoughtful at that.
The goblin snarled, "And how did you prevent us from catching this thief?"
"I … well, that is to say … er … well, I kind of killed him?" The Headmaster's eyes twinkled as he watched Harry try to explain...’
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Man of Iron, Father of Gold by Lunabell Marauder Knyte
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
22 May 2023
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Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.
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26 Feb 2024
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Manic Taser Dream Girl by AnnieMar
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Movies)
18 Feb 2015
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Upon Darcy's return to the U.S. after encountering evil space-elves in London, and after her recent break-up with Ian, she receives her first mission as an official S.H.I.E.L.D. agent ... teaching a god how to blend in better (absolutely no horns), or he might find himself in very big trouble.
Basically, if Darcy got her own movie, and I got to write it ... this is what it would be.
Events set post-Thor: TDW and during CA: TWS. #tasertricks
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30 Oct 2023
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Harry Potter and the Secrets of Vipers by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2019
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Harry Potter returns for his fifth year at Hogwarts amidst an increasingly unstable political situation. And this year, for the first time, Hogwarts is no longer firmly under Albus Dumbledore's control. Threats inside and outside the school put pressure on some of Harry's closest friendships, and power struggles lie beneath the surface of every faction in the brewing conflict. At its center is the Potter family, and Harry's position is more critical, and more precarious, than ever.
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- Part 5 of Sarcasm and Slytherin