zerozerokyu
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A seaside date, or Q’s latest escape plan?
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- Part 2 of LDWS 2025 - Kyu’s Works
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One Scotsman, one Russian, and one wiggly foil walk into a fencing hall…
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- Part 1 of LDWS 2025 - Kyu’s Works
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Part of a drabble I wrote blind. Very blind.
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Fairway Confidential by zerozerokyu for MynD
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond - Ian Fleming
27 Jul 2025
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No one knows about the golf bet between MI6’s Chief of Staff and its most infamous agent. And that’s exactly how they like it.
Just two professionals enjoying a perfectly respectable game of golf.
Nothing weird. Nothing suspicious.
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A standard test. A minor leak.
A ruined lab, several concussed agents, and one glowing fondue fork later, Q re-evaluates his life choices.
Enjoy some cheese shenanigans.
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Poetry Smoretry (007 Fest 2021) by zerozerokyu
Fandom James Bond (Craig Movies), James Bond (Movies), James Bond - All Media Types
27 Jul 2021
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Collection of poems for 2021 007 fests.
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A Gardner Living in the Material Word by marchbarnes
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
04 Mar 2026
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After moving to the Cotswolds in the Winter, Dunk finally managed to find a seasonal gardening job at Summerhall, working for the very successful Lawyer Maekar Targaryen.
However, when a group of misfit outsiders in the eyes of the other families in the Cotswolds take Dunk under their wing. Dunk realises that he is stuck between the high-tension families of the prosperous Targaryen's and the independent Fossoway's & Lyonel Baratheon.
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06 Mar 2026
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let it go it was sworn to go by Moorishflower
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
03 Mar 2026
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Dunk never felt so young as he did around Egg. Young, and terrified, and stupid. So he had to be tall, for the both of them, even though sometimes what he wanted, more than anything else, was for someone bigger and stronger and kinder to pat him on the head and tell him it would all be fine.
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06 Mar 2026
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To the Victor by inwhatfurnace
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
03 Mar 2026
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Dunk sighs and rubs at his face. He wants breakfast. He wants to go back to bed. He wants to ride to Storm's End and strangle Lyonel Baratheon himself.
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06 Mar 2026
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the melee at ashford by racoongal
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A knight of the Seven Kingdoms
05 Mar 2026
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“Well?” Ser Lyonel chuckles.
“Well ser?” Dunk parrots, confused. The lord barks another laugh.
“Go on then, after her,” he smirks with a shooing motion. Dunk blushes a hearty red.
“Oh- uh no, no milord I should not,” he stutters out.
“Why ever the hell not?”
Duncan has no response beside more blushing and stuttering. Which it seems is response enough.
Ser Lyonel leans forward again, catching Dunk’s gaze from where he’d lowered it— a wild and delighted smile slowly dawning across his face. Dunk feels his blush reach his ears. I’ve been kissed before, he means to protest, but it sounds childish even in his mind.
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AKA Maiden Dunk gets his world rocked.
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06 Mar 2026
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I’m Not a Violent Dog—I Don’t Know Why I Bite by WaywardMoon15
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
05 Mar 2026
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Dunk of Flea Bottom, an omega and a lowly squire, had always dreamed of being a great knight of the seven kingdoms. When he misunderstands his Ser’s dying words, it’s exactly what he sets out to do.
However, after growing fond of the child he picks up in an end and makes his squire, his path takes a much darker turn than he anticipated.
Lyonel Baratheon is just too smitten with this large pretty omega to let something like a dragon stand in his way of happiness.
(A retelling of the show that is somewhat darker but with a much happier outcome. Baelor lives. Lyonel gets his cookie. Dunk gets the man and gets to be as maternal to Egg as he likes because I say it so.)
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06 Mar 2026