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You are a bitch -JW
You only say that because I am in your old room and you are in the kitchen. -SH
Nope, it has more to do with than that, preggers. -JW
Ever considered that you are the bitch, because you do it a lot. -SH
I will open the window and scream to all of Baker Street that you are 5 months pregnant with my baby if you keep being mean. -JW
And I won't bring the mocha chip ice cream, which was behind frozen toes, with me when I come up there. -JW
You wouldn't dare...and that is just mean.
Would be down there if the dust was right for the sample. -SH
Eventually someone else will see your belly.
I would just be speeding up the process. -JW
Should you really be breathing in dust and potentially mould? -JW
Get up here. -SH
Is something wrong? -JW
Get up here John! Now! -SH
Could you at least give me some sort of hint towards what I am walking into? -JW
Don't be an idiot.
The baby is kicking. Hurry. -SH
What? Really? -JW
No, the Queen is up here! Of course the baby is kicking.
Come feel this.
It is amazing. -SH
I will be there in three -JW
Bring a spoon -SH