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Michael stares at Kyle. “But I’m a guy! How can I be pregnant?”
Kyle looks embarrassed. “Well, you appear to have a fully functioning set of female reproductive organs—or, I mean, like, the kind of reproductive organs that are associated with a double X-chromosome in humans, so I’d assume that you probably became pregnant when semen was introduced into your reproductive tract—”
“Jesus Christ, Kyle!” says Michael. He could have happily lived the rest of his life without ever hearing Kyle Valenti say the words “semen” and “reproductive tract.”
Kyle’s eyes widen. “Have you been having unprotected sex?”
“Oh my God, I am not having this conversation with you!”