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    Summary

    Title says anything, it really does!

    From chapter I:
    * “Who the heaven are you?” Crowley asks him, shocked.
    “I’m the Doctor! Nice to meet you!” he smiles cordially, reaching out.
    “I’m Crowley and this is anything but nice!” the other hisses, avoiding his hand.
    - Oh, so this is the famous Crowley the gorgeous angel kept mentioning! – the Doctor figures out, taking off his glasses, just to glare at him better.
    Instantly, he does not find the demon so pleasant anymore.
    “Oh, please, c’mon! Stop acting as if you both didn’t notice that!” Aziraphale snaps, almost yelling.
    At least he gets their attention, because they both turn towards him.
    “I mean, you two look exactly alike! Now that I’ve paid more attention, you have even the same voice, just with a slightly different tone and accent!” Aziraphale observed.
    Together, with a perfect synchrony, Crowley and the Doctor glance at each other then turn their back, one against the other, crossing their arms on their chest and blowing a lock from their hair.
    “That’s not true at all!” they both sentence at the very same time.
    A flawless Dolby Surround effect. *

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