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Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
Followers: 261m
Following: 8
- PepperStark ✔
- StarkIndustries ✔
- ElonMusk ✔
- Bi-derman ✔
- ColRhodes ✔
- BestIntern ✔
- Potatoboi
- Gary
Blocked: 10
- CaptainAmerica ✔
- DonaldTrump ✔
- JHammer
- DailyBugle ✔
- BillNye ✔
- OSCORP ✔
- JimmyFallon ✔
- 💀💩L ✔
- WMaximoff
- Vanityfair ✔
Iron Man
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Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
Followers: 119m
Following: 19
- NedLeeds
- YouknowwhoIam ✔
- MichelleJ
- BabeBrown
- Potatoboi
- BettyBrant
- FlashT
- PewDiePie ✔
- Fruitsallyyummyyummy
- Cindymooon
- PrincessAvocado ✔
- ElonMusk ✔
- Freememeshere ✔
- PepperStark ✔
- Lizard
- StarkIndustries ✔
- Bi-derman ✔
- ColRhodes ✔
Blocked: 2
- CaptainAmerica ✔
- LoganPaul ✔
Peter with a B
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(2 minutes ago)
Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
So long suckers! I open up my ironman suit which creates a huge cloud of smoke. when the smoke clears i'm lying completely dead on the pavement
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(6 hours ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
One time in 5th grade this kid called me a homo and i thought it meant homeless and i was so confused and said "harry you've been to my apartment"
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(6 hours ago)
No.1 guy in the chair • NedLeeds
Bro i remember this 😂
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(2 minutes ago)
Spider-Man • Bi-derman ✔
@YouknowwhoIam Sorry m R sTanK I don't snnoke maRriage iguana! !
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(6 hours ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
@PewDiePie hey :) you're pretty smart right?
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(6 hours ago)
PewDiePie • PewDiePie ✔
@BestIntern don't wanna flex on y'all but on multiple occasions I have been called a big brain
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(5 hours ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
@PewDiePie do you think tarzan was a virgin before he met jane or do you think he was clapping gorilla cheeks?
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BestIntern has been blocked by PewDiePie
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(5 hours ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
@PewDiePie :(
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(2 hours ago)
Harley Keener • Potatoboi
I've been alive for 18 years and I still don't know the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in
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(2 hours ago)
Shuri • PrincessAvocado ✔
I said "come in" one time and the girl went "WHAT"
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(2 hours ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
@Potatoboi @PrincessAvocado
Wtf 😂😂
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(56 minutes ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
I still don't know how to spell spagetti without autocorrect
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(54 minutes ago)
Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
You forgot the h
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(55 minutes ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
H!??!?
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(39 minutes ago)
Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
Watching a film with Morgan rn.
But imagine being one of the kids at the orphanage Stuart little was in and the parents pick a fucking rat over you
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(23 minutes ago)
Flash Thompson • FlashT
@BestIntern words can't describe how ugly you are
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(7 minutes ago)
Olivia421 • Olivia421
Words can not describe how beautiful you are.
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(6 minutes ago)
Flash Thompson • FlashT
Aw thanks!!! <3
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(2 hours ago)
Shuri • PrincessAvocado ✔
@FlashT but numbers can! 2/10
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(52 minutes ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
*McDonalds drive through*
Happy: What do you want?
Me: large fries! :)
Happy to the drive through lady: small fries
Me: :(
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(39 minutes ago)
Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
"Oh bother! I'm all out of honey" says Winnie the Pooh "But bears are omnivores." He added, levelling his gaze at Piglet.
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(37 minutes ago)
Spider-Man • Bi-derman ✔
soon.
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(11 minutes ago)
Moon moon • Cindymooon
I'm shaking what does this m e a n ???
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(59 minutes ago)
Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
@PizzaHut I ordered a large pizza and when it came i don't know if this is a joke or something but there's literally nothing on it. No cheese, no sauce, no toppings nothing??
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(32 minutes ago)
Pizza hut • PizzaHut ✔
Tony, we would like to hear more about this order. Please contact us at [www.pizzahut.com/phcares] with the details ^SB
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(9 minutes ago)
Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
My bad I've been awake for 97 hours and opened the pizza upside down
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(8 hours ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
So y'all tweeting from androids and starkphones. have you seen what I'm using??
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5:25am / 4-20-19 / KFC icecream machine
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(3 days ago)
starkstan • Gary
Media: Tony Stark is a horrible person! Look how he acts with this generation!!¡1!¡
Tony Stark:
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Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
@youknowwhoIam 📱! bring bring bring!
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Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
📱 uh, hello?
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Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
📱Whassap!?
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Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
📱Whaassssaapp!?
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Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
Wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Tony Stark • YouknowwhoIam ✔
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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(17 hours ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
"Ahh, perry the platypus. You thought you could sneak up on me, but thanks to my new DummyThiccinator, the clap of your ass cheeks has alerted me of your presence!"
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(17 hours ago)
No.1 guy in the chair • NedLeeds
"And once it recharges, I shall use it on the entire Tri-State Area!!"
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Steve Rogers • CaptainAmerica ✔
@YouknowwhoIam we're still friends right?
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Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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No.1 guy in the chair • NedLeeds
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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starkstan • Gary
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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Spider-Man • Bi-derman ✔
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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Friday • FRIDAY
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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CEO of SI • PepperStark
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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James Rhodes • ColRhodes
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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RiRi • Riri
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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Harley Keener • Potatoboi
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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Peter Quill • Star-lord
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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Natasha Romanoff • Blackwidow
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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Elon Musk • ElonMusk
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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Groot • IamGroot
I Am gRoOt¿
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Christine Everhart • Vanityfair
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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Loki Odinson • ghostofLoki
WeRe sTiLl fRiEnDs rIghT¿
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(21 seconds ago)
Beterbarker • BestIntern ✔
Petition for @PewDiePie to unblock me :(
[Link]
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