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A vague sort of story told through a group chat

Summary:

Petal Mantis: Hey guys I have a new apprentice, I'm adding her to the chat.

Petal Mantis added Forest Guardian to the chat.

Fishy-Fishy: It's about time old lady

Forest Guardian: That was rather rude, especially coming from a Wishiwashi. I though you guys were better than that.

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Or, the Totem Pokemon have a group chat and I have my own theories about how new Totems come to be.

Chapter 1: Chapter One

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Chapter 1-? Key
Petal Mantis - Lurantis
Old Fat Dude - Raticate
Fishy-Fishy - Wishiwashi
Film Noir Gumshoe - Gumshoos
Clang Clang Clang - Kommo-o
Flaming Stick - Marowak
Spiky Ball - Togedemaru
Mimikyu - Mimikyu
Ribbon - Ribombee
Forest Guardian - It’s a surprise!

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Petal Mantis: Hey guys I have an apprentice. I’m adding her to the chat.

Petal Mantis added Forest Guardian to the chat.

Fishy-Fishy: It’s about time old lady

Forest Guardian: That was rather rude, especially coming from a Wishiwashi. I thought you guys were better than that.

Flaming Stick: OOOHH, Luran, you didn’t mention she was sassy!

Petal Mantis: She usually isn’t. I guess Wishi just rubbed her the wrong way. But then again, that’s not really anything new, is it?

Flaming Stick: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH, BUURRNN!!

Old Fat Dude: That was rather amusing. Perhaps you’d consider putting that sass to good use?

Clang Clang Clang: Hehehe, that was funny.

Forest Guardian: Thank you, I do my best.

Spiky Ball: Luran, you sure you didn’t accidentally recruit a cryptid?

Petal Mantis: Fairly certain, but it is hard to tell.

Mimikyu: Hello.

Forest Guardian: ?!

Petal Mantis: Oh, that’s just Mimikyu. Don’t mind him, he mostly just lurks until he has something to say. Be warned though, he generally says creepy things. And be aware of Ribbon, she generally doesn’t get on the chat much because we’re ‘too rowdy’. Like there’s such a thing.

Forest Guardian: Duly noted.

Fishy-Fishy: So, how has life been treating you lately, little apprentice?

Forest Guardian: Pretty well. I’ve been training hard and Luran says I’ve made more progress than she had made at this point in time. :)

Fishy-Fishy: Not a very high bar though, is it?

Petal Mantis: Rude!

Clang Clang Clang: Rude!

Spiky Ball: Rude!

Ribbon: Rude!

Flaming Stick: Rude!

Film Noir Gumshoe: Rude!

Fat Old Man: Yeah, that was low.

Forest Guardian: Do you wish to apologize?

Fishy-Fishy: I can feel her glaring through the screen and it’s scaring me…

Spiky Ball: Cryptid. Definitely a cryptid.

Notes:

Hi, peoples! I made my own theories as to where Totem Pokemon come from, distinctly ignoring canon THIS ONE TIME, and chat fic seemed like a good way to tell the story. Comments and kudos are appreciated, and until next time, God bless!