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1. The Only Living Boy in New York by MollyMaryMarie

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

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   • Complete Work

   18 Apr 2021

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   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Remus Lupin
   • Sirius Black
   • Lily Evans
   • Marlene McKinnon
   • Mary Macdonald
   • James Potter
   • Regulus Black
   • Garrick Ollivander
   • wolfstar
   • Wolfstar AU
   • Based on the plot of Princess Jellyfish
   • And titled after a Simon and Garfunkel song
   • Sirius wears skirts
   • Remus is Scottish
   • James owns a sweets shop
   • Marlene works at a record store
   • Orion is a total dick
   • Regulus is a bro
   • Mary is EXTREMELY soft spoken
   • Dorcas is a ghost
   • Remus and the girls all live together in an old boarding house
   • Sirius is the son of a politician
   • Orion and Sirius do not get along obviously
   • Do they ever??
   • Mostly because Sirius enjoys wearing skirts and it pisses Orion off
   • So Sirius enjoys wearing skirts and makeup EXTRA because it pisses Orion off
   • Secret Relationship
   • No dating allowed in the boarding house
   • And Remus tries to follow the rule
   • But Sirius looks fabulous as hell in a skirt and Remus immediately falls in love
   • which inevitably leads to very emotionally charged sex
   • including but not limited to:
   • Oral Sex
   • Frottage
   • so to recap we've got
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Smut
   • Angst and Fluff and Smut
   • A lot of Sex Pistols references
   • A cover band that plays a Heart song
   • And plenty of Simon and Garfunkel
   • Don't ask me how those all mix they just do

   Summary

   At the boarding house Remus lives in with Lily, Marlene, Mary, and Dorcas (who Remus has never actually seen), there is only a single rule: No Dating. And Remus doesn't find himself having a hard time following that rule. Until he fatefully runs into the most dazzling person he's ever seen, who makes a skirt and high heels and burgundy lipstick look far more appealing than anything Remus is capable of handling.

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