Chapter Text
Kyojuro Rengoku has added Giyuu Tomioka, Mitsuri Kanroji, Obanai Iguro, Sanemi Shinazugawa, Gyomei Himejima, Tengen Uzui, Muichiro Tokito, and Shinobu Kocho to the group chat.
Kyojuro Rengoku: I must say, young Kamado is really proving himself as a worthy Demon Slayer 😁.
Kyojuro Rengoku: The mission was a success although running into an Upper Moon of the Twelve Kizuki was not a part of the plan 😞. 😁.
Sanemi Shinazugawa: what
Mitsuri Kanroji: AN UPPER MOON:? (×﹏×) oh no did you get injured?! What happened#?
Kyojuro Rengoku: I did 😁. Akaza punched a hole in my chest 😁.
Sanemi Shinazugawa: the fuck
Mitsuri Kanroji: WHAAAAT (╬ Ò﹏Ó)
Kyojuro Rengoku: Kamado and co. And I are at the Butterfly Mansion seeking treatment 😁🙌. Thanks to @Shinobu Kocho for treating us. 😄.
Giyuu Tomioka: Who is akaza
Mitsuri Kanroji: Shinobu is so kind ＼(≧▽≦)／ always taking in the injured is so admirable ahhh my heart aches >__<
Kyojuro Rengoku: I must go now, the butterfly children must stitch the literal hole in my heart 😄. 😥. 😁.
Mitsuri Kanroji: GYAAAA GOOD LUCK RENGOKU
Shinobu Kocho: [image.png- selfie with rengoku]
Mitsuri Kanroji: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) HE WASNT KIDDING HE REALLY DID GET A HOLE PUNCHED IN HIS STOMACJ
Sanemi Shinazugawa: literally delete that no one wants to see that shit
Giyuu Tomioka: It looks like he is bleeding out
Giyuu Tomioka: It would be kind of funny if he died right after Shinobu took that photo
Giyuu Tomioka: The last image of Rengoku is with Shinobu posing with his dying body
Shinobu Kocho: tomioka do you think before you speak
Giyuu Tomioka: Oh
Gyomei Himejima: A group chat to help us grow closer together as Hashira, how thoughtful.
Shinobu Kocho: gtg! Before tomioka manifests rengoku to actually die. Maybe this is why no one likes you? 😚
Giyuu Tomioka: ?
Sanemi Shinazugawa: this is pathetic
Tengen Uzui: you are all such a buzzkill- where is the FLAMBOYANCE!
Tengen Uzui: the FLARE in your messages, u know having such large sticks up your asses cant be good for your overall healths
Tengen Uzui: @sanemi @giyuu @obanai
Tengen Uzui: perhaps some of u need to have the butterfly estate give u a checkup
Mitsuri Kanroji: TENGEN ><
Mitsuri Kanroji: have you read up (-^〇^-)
Obanai Iguro: rengoku got stabbed
Tengen Uzui: oh
Tengen Uzui: nothing new
Mitsuri Kanroji: OBANAI TOO all these handsome men joining the conversation (Ò﹏Ó)
Obanai Iguro: ..
Obanai Iguro: right
Muichiro Tokito: what happened to what happened to rengoku
Mitsuri Kanroji: AND MUICHIRO ＼(≧▽≦)／
Giyuu Tomioka: You see them every day why are you so excited
Obanai Iguro: like i said
Obanai Iguro: he got stabbed
Obanai Iguro: just read up on the messages thats what ive been doing
Mitsuri Kanroji: so silent ..
Obanai Iguro: right
Tengen Uzui: YOU LIED. THERES PHOTO EVIDENCE THAT IS MUCH WORSE THAN A STAB
Tengen Uzui: [image.png- screenshot of shinobus selfie with rengoku]
Sanemi Shinazugawa: JESUS CHRIST STOP SENDING THE FUCKING IMAGE
Giyuu Tomioka: Of all people to be upset with graphic images I would not have expected you, shinazugawa
Sanemi Shinazugawa: yeah well no one wants to fucking see rengokus organs faling out with shinobu smiling at the camera
Sanemi Shinazugawa: unless you do bc i sure dont
Giyuu Tomioka: Ok
Gyoumei Himejima: i have to agree i dont want to see rengokus injury either.
Sanemi Shinazugawa: you cant even
Sanemi Shinazugawa: ok
Sanemi Shinazugawa: WHATEVER
Mitsuri Kanroji: silly boys
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Kyojuro Rengoku: Good News 😁 my stomach has repaired. 😁.
Kyojuro Rengoku: Although the bad news is that while on the mission i told Young Kamado, the boar, and yellow boy that i would train them 😅.
Mitsuri Kanroji: OOH YAY ＼(≧▽≦)／ im so happy ur better
Mitsuri Kanroji: but training with u is the best why would that be bad news
Giyuu Tomioka: Urokodaki says tanjiro was a pleasure to train
Kyojuro Rengoku: Yes.. Im more worried about the other two!
Kyojuro Rengoku: they seem pretty braindead! 😁.
Tengen Uzui: rengoku you gossipy bitch 🙌
Tengen Uzui: now weve got some FLAMBOYANCY going on!
Sanem Shinazugawai: this "urokodaki" was lying to your face then tomioka
Sanemi Shinazugawa: “tanjiro” and “pleasure” and “train” dont need to be in the same sentence
Giyuu Tomioka: Urokodaki doesnt lie
Shinobu Kocho: i have to sympathize with you, rengoku, when i found zenitsu ( yellow boy) up on that mountain he was all but useful 💘
Shinobu Kocho: not to mention that agonizing recovery process..
Shinobu Kocho: tanjiro is fine tho
Muichiro Tokito: ther not bad
Kyojuro Renogku: They were all very useful in combat but outside of dangerous situations were quite stupid! 😁.
Kyojuro Rengoku: Giyuu, if they're familiar with you why don't you accompany me in training them?
Giyuu Tomioka: No
Kyojuro Rengoku: Okay! 😁👍
Shinobu Kocho: awe tomioka 🥺 did you change your mind about the lot being a pleasure to train with
Giyuu Tomioka: No
Giyuu Tomioka: I just dont want to train
Giyuu Tomioka: With them
Kyojuro Rengoku: Well I guess I'll have to tackle this one alone😁.
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Shinobu Kocho: that meeting was for all intents and purposes, so utterly boring!
Shinobu Kocho: altho the master dissing @Sanemi Shinazugawa like that almost had me bursting out in laughter 🤗
Sanemi Shinazugawa: it wasnt a diss it was constructive criticism you fucking freak
Shinobu Kocho: me being called the freak is such a new experience.. the tables have turned! @Giyuu Tomioka look silly you arent being called out on your freakish behavior for once!
Kyojuro Rengoku: You are quite the bitch, Kocho! 😁.
Shinobu Kocho: 🥺
Tengen Uzui: BURN
Tengen Uzui: ROASTED
Obanai Iguro: is that supposed to be a pun
Tengen Uzui: ?
Obanai Iguro: because hes the
Tengen Uzui: ?
Obanai Iguro: ok nevermind I guess
Tengen Uzui: silly snake pillar!
Mitsuri Kanroji: HISS ＼(≧▽≦)／
Tengen Uzui: YES! HISS!
Obanai Iguro: jesus fucking christ
Shinobu Kocho: iguro, do you hiss?
Shinobu Kocho: how i love the pillar bonding weve gone through since the creation of this groupchat🤗
Giyuu Tomioka: If anything, i think we've grown to dislike each other more than we already do
Shinobu Kocho: tomioka must you always be such a party pooper 🤔💘
Giyuu Tomioka: What
Mitsuri Kanroji: YES I LOVE HOW MUCH WEVE BEEN TALKING ＼(≧▽≦)／
Obanai Iguro: likewise
Obanai Iguro: ..
Muichiro Tokito: what diss
Muichiro Tokito: on Shinazugawa did did the master do
Tengen Uzui: if i remember correctly he called him "unnecessarily brute" then complimented tanjiro kamados fine headbutt the day of the trial 🌟
Obanai Iguro: tokito you were literally there
Mitsuri Kanroji: dont be so cruel iguro( Ó﹏Ò)
Sanemi Shinazugawa: IT WASN'T A FUCKING DISS OH MY GOD
Tengen Uzui: no it was DEFINETLY a diss. master knows whats up
Giyuu Tomioka: I just heard a very loud think i thud shinazugaea threw his phone
Shinobu Kocho: how could you have heard that
Giyuu Tomioka: ?
Giyuu Tomioka: [video.mp4- shinazugawa screaming murder threats outside the water pillar estate]
Tengen Uzui: even in terms of FLAMBOYANCY
Tengen Uzui: thats pretty extra
Tengen Uzui: wait why is shinazugawa at ur estate
Mitsuri Kanroji: theyre always so cute when mad ٩(๑`^´๑)۶
Gyomei Himejima: no kanroji
Mitsuri Kanroji: shinazugawa is such a handsome man deep deep down
Mitsuri Kanroji: deep
Obanai Iguro: deep down alright
Obanai Iguro: it takes a certain kind of person to find that attractive
Mitsuri Kanroji: SO CRUEL (╬ Ò﹏Ó)
Kyojuro Rengoku sighs as the three slayers collapse on the ground. They definitely had potential, but it was getting proceedingly more difficult to bring said potential out.
The Flame Pillar had to admit though, Tanjiro Kamado was definitely made for this kind of work. Every movement was more impressive than the next, and with the motivation of turning Nezuko back into a human… Kyojuros heart goes out to him, truly. Over the past few weeks since the events on the Infinity Train, Rengoku has become a mentor of sorts to Tanjiro- the two had grown closer. Definitely closer than he was with the other two boys- yellow and boar.
Regardless, Kyojuro clasps his hands together and yells loud, "Come on up and at it! Let's get to it- 500 more pushups!" He laughs as the three groan and moan then force themselves into pushup position.
"Ill do more pushups than you two underlings!"
"Inosuke were doing the same amount-"
"DUMBASS WERE ALL DOING 500!"
"WELL ILL DO THEM BETTER"
Kyojuro hears Tanjiro sigh loudly, but the three quiet down as they grow too sore to bicker amongst themselves. He decides to check his phone while the trio work, and is a little surprised to find just how active that silly "Hashira Group Chat" he made ended up being. Currently they were discussing.. Shinazugawa's beauty? Or rather lack therefore of on some ends.
As Kyojuro backreads through the chat, he's a little shocked as toShinaguzawa being at the Water Pillar estate, but realistically there was probably a mission and Tomioka's estate was closest, so as a fellow Hashira he obviously just offered humble hospitality to his comrade in need of shelter!
Kyojuro Rengoku: I find Shinaguzawa quite enticing to look at! 🤗. 😁.
Kyojuro turns his phone off after that and gets back to yelling at the three- he means training. Perhaps he'll offer them some inspirational words, much like those he spoke when he thought he would die with Akaza's arm struck in his stomach.
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Muichiro Tokito: tanjiro tells me training with rengoku
Gyomei Himejima: What
Gyomei Himejima: Tokito did you forget to finish
Mitsuri Kanroji: i guess well never know ٩(๑`^´๑)۶
Tengen Uzui: silly boys! 🤣
Shinobu Kocho: i assume he wouldve finished with "is going well" or something of the sort!
Kyojuro Rengoku: I'm flattered to hear it then! 😁.
Muichiro Tokito: tanjiro tells me training with rengoku is
Muichiro Tokito: "a living hell"
Mitsuri Kanroji: (╬ Ò﹏Ó)