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tonight i am the drug you can't deny by mandathegreat
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Dec 2021
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“It’s pretty obvious, Childe. You two aren’t exactly subtle. Besides, remember your last visit to my teapot?” Lumine asked.
He had drunk a whole bottle of firewater himself, because she didn’t care for the taste.
“Uh, not particularly.” He said, only remembering the wicked hangover he had the next morning.
“About halfway through the bottle, you started gushing over Zhongli. Like you wouldn’t stop telling me how much you love him.” She said, a teasing grin starting to emerge on her face.
“No, I didn’t do that. Not me, couldn’t be me.” Childe crossed his arms in defense.
“No, you did. I wish I could forget about it, because a few shots later you wouldn’t stop talking about how big his d--”
He covered her mouth with his hands.
“I’ll give you double your weekly Guild commission if we never talk about my sex life ever again.” He said, face a vivid shade of red.
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Or: Lumine wonders if anyone could make Zhongli lose his cool. Childe plans to find out.